Growler JNR explodes, but....

[GROWLER]

...It's all my fault, apparently, alledgedly, according to the gospel of Mrs Saint Growler.

She was driving HIS car today cus I don;t trust her with my 'baby'   and she only went and twatted a wheelie bin and smashed the mirror.
He went ballistic because THAT is how I've taught him to be about cars...apparently.

So in essence, it's ALL my fault now.

Give me strength. .....


...oh, and about ?80 for a new lecky mirror.

[Nick]

He takes after you then 

[GROWLER]

He takes after you then 

You sound identical to Mrs G.

I've simply taught him to look after his car. Simple really, not go around playing twat a wheelie bin that everyone else has managed to avoid.

"It was sticking out in the road though"..meow.

I suggested specsavers.

[Nick]

And what joys does the  compulsory incarceration of Christmas hold for the Growler household? 

[Miss Demeanour]

I too have had volcanic eruptions from The Brat this evening  

Her mobile has been confiscated off her at school ( they are meant to be stored in lockers and not about your person during the day )

Of course none of them do this . She "just got hers out to check the time" and apparently was swooped on by the most vicious and vengeful teacher  

She has been told she will have to come back to school next Monday ( bearing in mind they break up on Friday) to collect it

I apparently am meant to go to the school tomorrow and demand her phone back, that she needs it for security and to keep in touch with me  ( I wish they had a violin playing emoticon)

I simply said tough shit - and don't think you're using the house phone to talk crap to your mates all night  

I am now the most evil and malicious woman that's ever existed  

[Nick]

I spoke to a friend in London earlier. Her daughter is 17 and still doing this. "It goes on for years" she whined 

[Miss Demeanour]

Bury me now 

[GROWLER]

And what joys does the  compulsory incarceration of Christmas hold for the Growler household? 

Dunno. I'll be up 'me ill' most of the time, trying to achieve and beat me self made target most of the time.

[Nick]

Will you take a turkey with you?

[Miss Demeanour]

But you're in London over Christmas   

[Nick]

Most amusing 

[GROWLER]

The miserable moody Mini Moose has gone to a house party tonight. Summat to do with the riding for disabled club that she helps out in.
The average age of guests is in the 50's apparently.  

She is going to be in one shit mood when she gets 'ome.  

Nowt new there then though.

[Barman]

But you're in London over Christmas   

[Nick]

 

[GROWLER]

Will you take a turkey with you?

No. Mrs G can stay 'ere doing wimmins werk.