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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Britshit Airways
« on: December 15, 2009, 10:39:45 AM »
The annual exodus of escaping Brits wishing to avoid dry Turkey dinners, brussel sprouts, vile stuffing, disgusting Christmas pudding, the stormy , wet , windy weather and their kids sitting like Zombies on their X Boxes, Playstations and new mobile phones, FORGET IT!

The annual "Britshit Airways" Christmas strike is upon us causing even more misery at overcrowded airports, R*an Air check-ins, over-expensive Starbucks, filthy, stinking bogs and nowhere to sit!

"Thankyou "Britshit Airways" you've f****d my holiday and forced me to stay in the country nobody ever wants to be in at Christmas!"

"Now I'll have to suffer the Queens message, and crap TV shows instead of laying on the beach in Turkey (non-dry type!) or skiing through the powder snow in Switzerland (Minaret free!) enjoying the gourmet pleasures of the Cote D Azur, or Italien Pasta, Bella, pina col?das in Florida, and it's all your f*****g fault!"

Screamed thousands of stranded Brit Exodites on hearing the news!

R*an Air are trying to accomodate stranded BA passengers and have "dirt cheap" offers (?0.19) on their flights to the "Sunny South" only problems are, the added costs:

A seat cost ?100 xtra, visit to the bog = ?10, cup of shite coffee ?6, toilet paper ?4, seat belts ?7,50, look up the stewardesses skirt ?25, paying the pilot to land the plane ?50 per passenger, safety demo ?10 and last not least, putting the stairs against the plane when landed ?5 per passenger!

BA you bastards!!!!!


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Re: Britshit Airways
« Reply #1 on: December 15, 2009, 10:42:08 AM »
I don't care, I'm not going anywhere  lol:
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Re: Britshit Airways
« Reply #2 on: December 15, 2009, 10:46:43 AM »
Likewise tel ~ sod the lot of them, good for BA staff, jetting off on holiday over Christmas  noooo: ... bloody traitors to their country if you ask me. What's wrong with a Christmas of repeat TV shows, soggy sprouts and Aunt Nellie coming for tea on Boxing day?  lol:
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Re: Britshit Airways
« Reply #3 on: December 15, 2009, 10:48:06 AM »
There are a few unhappy souls here in the office today.....checking flights , trying to rearrange plans , wincing at the prices of alternative flights when they are available  happy100
 
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Re: Britshit Airways
« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2009, 10:49:09 AM »
I am at the mercy of fooking Virgin Trains. If they went on strike it would be hard to tell the difference from their usual service  evil:
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Re: Britshit Airways
« Reply #5 on: December 15, 2009, 11:16:22 AM »
Quote from: Nick on December 15, 2009, 10:49:09 AM
I am at the mercy of fooking Virgin Trains. If they went on strike it would be hard to tell the difference from their usual service  evil:

You have a perfectly serviceable thumb ..... I used to hitch the length and breadth of the Kingdom.
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Re: Britshit Airways
« Reply #6 on: December 15, 2009, 11:29:21 AM »
My guests are were coming out on Xmas eve with BA...  noooo:
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Re: Britshit Airways
« Reply #7 on: December 15, 2009, 11:32:22 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on December 15, 2009, 11:16:22 AM
Quote from: Nick on December 15, 2009, 10:49:09 AM
I am at the mercy of fooking Virgin Trains. If they went on strike it would be hard to tell the difference from their usual service  evil:

You have a perfectly serviceable thumb ..... I used to hitch the length and breadth of the Kingdom.

Prolly in uniform  ::) I survived on hitching for years as a student, but I never see on nowadays  noooo: I guess they all have railcards or summat. Wimps!
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Re: Britshit Airways
« Reply #8 on: December 15, 2009, 11:38:16 AM »
Quote from: Nick on December 15, 2009, 11:32:22 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on December 15, 2009, 11:16:22 AM
Quote from: Nick on December 15, 2009, 10:49:09 AM
I am at the mercy of fooking Virgin Trains. If they went on strike it would be hard to tell the difference from their usual service  evil:

You have a perfectly serviceable thumb ..... I used to hitch the length and breadth of the Kingdom.

Prolly in uniform  ::) I survived on hitching for years as a student, but I never see on nowadays  noooo: I guess they all have railcards or summat. Wimps!
Or murdered by lorry drivers...  noooo:
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Re: Britshit Airways
« Reply #9 on: December 15, 2009, 11:39:34 AM »
True, I did have one or two squeaks in my hitchhiking days, but not murdered as far as I know
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Re: Britshit Airways
« Reply #10 on: December 15, 2009, 12:02:39 PM »
Quote from: Barman on December 15, 2009, 11:29:21 AM
My guests are were coming out on Xmas eve with BA...  noooo:

Glad I didn't book now  lol:
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Re: Britshit Airways
« Reply #11 on: December 15, 2009, 12:03:00 PM »
Quote from: Nick on December 15, 2009, 11:39:34 AM
True, I did have one or two squeaks in my hitchhiking days, but not murdered as far as I know

Ah ~ The old "Sorry, missed the gear stick" story eh?
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Re: Britshit Airways
« Reply #12 on: December 15, 2009, 12:06:53 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on December 15, 2009, 12:02:39 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 15, 2009, 11:29:21 AM
My guests are were coming out on Xmas eve with BA...  noooo:

Glad I didn't book now  lol:

Ah... but think of all the extra chocolates....  whistle:
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Re: Britshit Airways
« Reply #13 on: December 15, 2009, 12:07:44 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on December 15, 2009, 12:03:00 PM

Ah ~ The old "Sorry, missed the gear stick" story eh?

That was my Driving instructor  eeek:

Regular driving lessons on a Wednesday  - pick me up at 11 - drive into the countryside for a pub lunch -  drive home for about 2 - 3 pm depending on what other lessons he had.

Nothing ever happened - not for his want of trying - but I was getting a 3 hour driving lesson for the price of one with lunch thrown in and could rebutt his suggestive comments and actions even then  whistle:
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Re: Britshit Airways
« Reply #14 on: December 15, 2009, 01:04:10 PM »
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I assume you learnt to drive in a tractor/combine harvester or similar  scared2:
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