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Offline Snoopy

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Is it possible to have too much wine?
« on: December 15, 2009, 05:21:18 PM »
I seem to have overbought the Christmas wine ~ or at least SWWLTBO thinks so.
I usually maintain a very small wine rack of 9 reds and 9 whites. As it goes down I order half a doz of whatever takes my fancy. I am by no means a wine buff but I know what I don't like. To maintain this modest "cellar" I have a standing order payable to a wine merchant so can then buy as and when I like or when the need arises. The account is usually a few pounds in credit.

Coming up to Christmas I thought "best get in a few extra bottles" so ordered a mixed case. Then this morning Lil Bruvver hands me a dozen bottles. The Wine Supplier delivers this afternoon whilst I was at Hospital having a blood test and gives me an extra half dozen bottles "He might like to try these" ~ I barely drink these days eeek: eeek:

Unfortunately en route home from the hosp I had a rush of blood to the brain and thought "I'd best stop and get some sherry and port ~ for visitors like" and no sooner the thought than the deed and I arrived home with a couple of bottles of each and half a doz of claret that took my eye

Keeping score? 18 Bottles racked in the kitchen
                     12 From Lil Bruvver
                     12 Ordered from Wine Merchant
                       6 Bottles "with comps of the season"
                       6 Bottles Claret that I liked the look of
            That's 56 bottles  eeek:

Plus the sherry and port purchased this morning, the usual 3 bottles of gin, 2 of vodka, 6 of malt and sundry brandies, liquers etc in the sideboard.

AND ALL I SAID WAS ............... "I'd better get a couple of crates of beer in before the weekend"

Which is when she went   Explode:
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Re: Is it possible to have too much wine?
« Reply #1 on: December 15, 2009, 05:23:44 PM »
IMHO one can never ever overstock on wine.
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Re: Is it possible to have too much wine?
« Reply #2 on: December 15, 2009, 06:17:42 PM »
I have a meeting in Herts in the morning but could be up to yours by wine o'clock  ;)
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Re: Is it possible to have too much wine?
« Reply #3 on: December 15, 2009, 06:24:25 PM »
I have just declared the Christmas season open ~ along with the first of those bottles of claret  whistle:

SWWLTBO has accepted a glass ............. "Does this go with salmon?"  rubschin:

As far as I am concerned it goes with anything. ;)
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Re: Is it possible to have too much wine?
« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2009, 09:18:53 PM »
Keeping score? 18 Bottles racked in the kitchen
                     12 From Lil Bruvver
                     12 Ordered from Wine Merchant
                       6 Bottles "with comps of the season"
                       6 Bottles Claret that I liked the look of
            That's 56 bottles  eeek:

Plus the sherry and port purchased this morning, the usual 3 bottles of gin, 2 of vodka, 6 of malt and sundry brandies, liquers etc in the sideboard.

Have you invited Miss D over perchance?  whistle:
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Re: Is it possible to have too much wine?
« Reply #5 on: December 15, 2009, 09:24:20 PM »
Cheeky sod  lol:

However - are you up for a Thank F**K that years over party  rubschin:
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Re: Is it possible to have too much wine?
« Reply #6 on: December 15, 2009, 09:30:06 PM »
It would have to be a bring a bottle affair or else you would bankrupt the poor hound Miss D.  whistle:
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Re: Is it possible to have too much wine?
« Reply #7 on: December 15, 2009, 09:32:54 PM »
And some cat's piss coffee for you - because that is normal  whistle:
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Re: Is it possible to have too much wine?
« Reply #8 on: December 15, 2009, 09:34:31 PM »
Cats piss coffee? That's a new one on me  point:
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Re: Is it possible to have too much wine?
« Reply #9 on: December 16, 2009, 05:56:36 PM »
Ooo Christmas party time, please please can I lynch anyone who plays that sodding noddy Holder song, please please can I, pretty please. angel1
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Re: Is it possible to have too much wine?
« Reply #10 on: December 16, 2009, 06:25:21 PM »
Of course you can dear.

















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Re: Is it possible to have too much wine?
« Reply #11 on: December 17, 2009, 12:27:50 AM »
Ooo Christmas party time, please please can I lynch anyone who plays that sodding noddy Holder song, please please can I, pretty please. angel1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWgwTe01kMU

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Re: Is it possible to have too much wine?
« Reply #12 on: December 17, 2009, 08:44:18 AM »
Ooo Christmas party time, please please can I lynch anyone who plays that sodding noddy Holder song, please please can I, pretty please. angel1

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Re: Is it possible to have too much wine?
« Reply #13 on: December 17, 2009, 06:07:34 PM »
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