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Re: Latest teenage rant thread.
« Reply #240 on: February 09, 2010, 11:03:53 AM »
August then. Unless his name is Wayne or similar and he drives a Ford Probe  ::)
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Re: Latest teenage rant thread.
« Reply #241 on: February 09, 2010, 11:05:43 AM »
Quote from: Nick on February 09, 2010, 11:00:05 AM
I hope Miss D is taking note of all this useful advice

It'll all go completely over her 'ed if she's in luuuuurve, believe me. ::)

6-8 weeks is how long reality normally takes to set in, but it can be too late then...once the , you know.....mmmmmm rubschin: novelty has started to wear off a bit like. ;)
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Re: Latest teenage rant thread.
« Reply #242 on: February 09, 2010, 11:07:14 AM »
 noooo: Sad but true  noooo:

Poor Miss D  noooo:
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Re: Latest teenage rant thread.
« Reply #243 on: February 09, 2010, 11:09:41 AM »
While I was in Sainsburys yesterday lunch, getting me butties and stuff, I noticed a couple in their late 20's, holding hands tightly,with absolutely ghastly sickly smiles welded onto  their faces...especially the geezer, totally oblivious to everything and everyone around them.  noooo:

See if he's still smiling that inane grin in 2 months ey?  whistle:
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Re: Latest teenage rant thread.
« Reply #244 on: February 09, 2010, 11:11:20 AM »
I don't really like weddings. I always have the urge to yell, "Stop, don't do it!" And that's even for people I don't know  redface:
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Re: Latest teenage rant thread.
« Reply #245 on: February 09, 2010, 11:14:51 AM »
Quote from: Nick on February 09, 2010, 11:07:14 AM
noooo: Sad but true  noooo:

Poor Miss D  noooo:

But that's where we can help. She'll thank us WHEN ::)  she finally gets 'round to providing the info. required for the full and Bear assessment.

I luv wedding cake btw.Stuff the meal, just get that bloody cake cut ffs.  cloud9:
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Re: Latest teenage rant thread.
« Reply #246 on: February 09, 2010, 11:16:49 AM »
I think this deserves its own mahoosive thread  rubschin:
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Re: Latest teenage rant thread.
« Reply #247 on: February 09, 2010, 11:36:29 AM »
Quote from: GROWLER on February 09, 2010, 11:02:06 AM
Quote from: Nick on February 09, 2010, 10:56:27 AM
That's right Bear. If you ask him a question and he looks to the left while answering it he is deffo lying. Everyone should know this

Eyes and how sheeples use them are my speciality, oh yes. happy088

You can read the 'whole book' so to speak by eye watching and fidgiting....oh and touching...and cars and names a bit too.

We need to know.
Where TF 's she gone anyway, leaving us dangling around with unanswered important questions.

May and July are bad months for me btw.  whistle:

That will be the 'Haynes Manual of Lurrve and Suitability' then?
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Re: Latest teenage rant thread.
« Reply #248 on: February 09, 2010, 11:37:27 AM »
Correct. Now get yerself over into the proper thread like. This could be big!
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Re: Latest teenage rant thread.
« Reply #249 on: February 09, 2010, 11:40:41 AM »
It's like the bloody Spanish Inquisition in here.  ::)
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Re: Latest teenage rant thread.
« Reply #250 on: February 09, 2010, 11:40:55 AM »
Where is the right thread?
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Re: Latest teenage rant thread.
« Reply #251 on: February 09, 2010, 11:41:34 AM »
In The Snug of course  ::)
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Re: Latest teenage rant thread.
« Reply #252 on: February 09, 2010, 11:42:05 AM »
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Re: Latest teenage rant thread.
« Reply #253 on: February 09, 2010, 11:42:48 AM »
And now this important thread can resume its steady course  angel1
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Re: Latest teenage rant thread.
« Reply #254 on: February 09, 2010, 12:54:01 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on February 09, 2010, 10:50:52 AM
Does he keep touching yer arm or paws regulary when he's chatting you up talking to you like?  rubschin:

Is he tactile - mmmmm yes  redface:
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