Latest teenage rant thread.

[Nick]

I am driving up a volcano later, like 

[GROWLER]

I am driving up a volcano later, like 

Good. Well keep on driving when you get to the top ey?

This is supposed to be a thread for ranting, and you come on here all nicey smiley. 
PISS OFF!

[Miss Demeanour]

Is it Monday again yet?  

Oh no, another whole weekend of fighting, arguing, cheek, impudance, gruntings of "whatever's" to questions, and petulant selfish behaviour to endure yet, very unfortunately.

I sympathise

Although the Brat hasn't got anyone to fight with but me  

The selfishness however is beyond measure. She has had her friend staying most of half term week ...and they have systematically eaten everything in the house. Created hooge amounts of mess , had the heating on inner earth core temperatures all day long so that when I get home I open the door and am faced with a blast from the furnace  

I asked yesterday if they could do some cleaning up by the time they got home.

Her effort resulted in her room being hoovered. However all the rest of the house apparently is not her 'job'   . Nor is the washing up or getting in any shopping.

Seriously considering the going on strike option  

[GROWLER]

Is it Monday again yet?  

Oh no, another whole weekend of fighting, arguing, cheek, impudance, gruntings of "whatever's" to questions, and petulant selfish behaviour to endure yet, very unfortunately.

I sympathise

Although the Brat hasn't got anyone to fight with but me  

The selfishness however is beyond measure. She has had her friend staying most of half term week ...and they have systematically eaten everything in the house. Created hooge amounts of mess , had the heating on inner earth core temperatures all day long so that when I get home I open the door and am faced with a blast from the furnace  

I asked yesterday if they could do some cleaning up by the time they got home.

Her effort resulted in her room being hoovered. However all the rest of the house apparently is not her 'job'   . Nor is the washing up or getting in any shopping.

Seriously considering the going on strike option  

I can arrange FREE delivery of comapny for her within 6 hours.

Mmmmm  , no, I'll PAY you to take them!

I expect slightly better behaviour from Growler jnr. He's 18 in just 5 months ffs, and he behaves like a friggin' spoilt brat of 5 year old sometimes, as well as the primary school playground fighting,with his not so little sister anymore, who can more than defend and look after herself physically now.

[Darwins Selection]

Is it Monday again yet?  

Oh no, another whole weekend of fighting, arguing, cheek, impudance, gruntings of "whatever's" to questions, and petulant selfish behaviour to endure yet, very unfortunately.

I sympathise

Although the Brat hasn't got anyone to fight with but me  

The selfishness however is beyond measure. She has had her friend staying most of half term week ...and they have systematically eaten everything in the house. Created hooge amounts of mess , had the heating on inner earth core temperatures all day long so that when I get home I open the door and am faced with a blast from the furnace  

I asked yesterday if they could do some cleaning up by the time they got home.

Her effort resulted in her room being hoovered. However all the rest of the house apparently is not her 'job'   . Nor is the washing up or getting in any shopping.

Seriously considering the going on strike option  

I can arrange FREE delivery of comapny for her within 6 hours.

Mmmmm  , no, I'll PAY you to take them!

I expect slightly better behaviour from Growler jnr. He's 18 in just 5 months ffs, and he behaves like a friggin' spoilt brat of 5 year old sometimes, as well as the primary school playground fighting,with his not so little sister anymore, who can more than defend and look after herself physically now.

Another 20 years and you will wonder what all the fuss was about.

I have been where you are and it does eventually get better, then you can become a Growling Grandad ordering them all about.

[Miss Demeanour]

Oh no ...I will be on the other side of the world then with no phone or email address 

[Darwins Selection]

Oh no ...I will be on the other side of the world then with no phone or email address 

Eccentric Granny in grass hut living on beach and tended by local hunks?

[Barman]

Oh no ...I will be on the other side of the world then with no phone or email address 

Eccentric Granny in grass hut living on beach and tended by local hunks?

You called...? 

[Miss Demeanour]

 

[Barman]

What?  

[Nick]

I am driving up a volcano later, like 

Good. Well keep on driving when you get to the top ey?

This is supposed to be a thread for ranting, and you come on here all nicey smiley. 
PISS OFF!

That volcano drive was, um, exciting 

[Barman]

I am driving up a volcano later, like 

Good. Well keep on driving when you get to the top ey?

This is supposed to be a thread for ranting, and you come on here all nicey smiley. 
PISS OFF!

That volcano drive was, um, exciting 

 

[Nick]

Narrow winding roads, precipitous drops, smoke coming out of hte ground. That sort of thing

[Barman]

Narrow winding roads, precipitous drops, smoke coming out of hte ground. That sort of thing

Oh... 

[toffee]

Nick,
  I take it that you never built a microwave relay station on Mount Cameroon before then ! Dont ask why we did it but we did get paid
B.