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Quote from: Just One More on February 23, 2010, 12:03:27 AMIf you knew somebody with a receipt for a ?2,000 rug, you could make a killing here DO NOT mention that thing, EVER. If anything is more than guaranteed to burst my bladder..........
If you knew somebody with a receipt for a ?2,000 rug, you could make a killing here
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Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 23, 2010, 10:30:24 AMladders
AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHToday is just turning into an absolute fffing corker Just returned homeMadam comes downstairs and asks how my day was ....so you know somethings up right Apparently she was ironing something for school this morning and burnt her finger so went to run it under cold water. However she put the iron flat down on the carpet in the hallway......and then forgot it until the lovely aroma of singeing carpet filled the house. The carpet now has a lovely iron shaped hole in it. The iron has a welded on new fur covering ( I only bought the iron a couple of months ago )Everything is just left exactly as it was - no attempt to clean it upWhen I go ballistic - as is my right - I am accused of not caring about her burnt finger - which by the way shows no sign of any injury - yet !!!!!!I am pouring myself the largest glass of collapso possible - in fact I might just put a straw in the bottle
Quote from: Barman on February 23, 2010, 11:42:23 AMQuote from: Miss Demeanor on February 23, 2010, 10:30:24 AMladders
Quote from: Snoopy on February 23, 2010, 11:43:51 AMQuote from: Barman on February 23, 2010, 11:42:23 AMQuote from: Miss Demeanor on February 23, 2010, 10:30:24 AMladders
Quote from: Barman on February 23, 2010, 01:16:06 PMQuote from: Snoopy on February 23, 2010, 11:43:51 AMQuote from: Barman on February 23, 2010, 11:42:23 AMQuote from: Miss Demeanor on February 23, 2010, 10:30:24 AMladders I used to come off the football pitch with worse than that
I bust through a plate glass window with worse than that!! I had a whole flap of skin hanging off my SHIN and where the chunk/flap was hanging open you could see the SHIN BONE gleaming and twinkling in the sunlight. SHIN BONES are very white you know.
