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Re: Latest teenage rant thread.
« Reply #495 on: April 05, 2010, 08:35:58 AM »
Yes ..I fear you may be right

She has already sent a message saying her phone can be upgraded in 20 days and could she have a Blackberry please  Banghead Banghead Banghead

Why though? Why've they got to have the latest shite all the time ey, why? Shrugs:

Just say NO! Simple as that.

MM and Mrs G are going into Chester to do some frock shop shopping apparently.
MM is going to a birthday party next weekend (that's this coming weekend, you know, the very next one in 4 days time) and she needs something to wear.
She's got a bastard wardrobe bursting with clothes ffs. Banghead

I mentioned my take on such matters, and she casually told me "yea, that's cus you're a tramp". ::)

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Re: Latest teenage rant thread.
« Reply #496 on: April 05, 2010, 08:36:51 AM »
Give her a raspberry.  razz:

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Re: Latest teenage rant thread.
« Reply #497 on: April 05, 2010, 08:37:32 AM »
Give her a raspberry.  razz:

Better still, give her a  Finger:

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Re: Latest teenage rant thread.
« Reply #498 on: April 05, 2010, 09:24:45 AM »
The Brat returns today  scared2:

So place your bets...how long until the next big barney ?  rubschin:



How did the party go...?  rubschin:
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Re: Latest teenage rant thread.
« Reply #499 on: April 05, 2010, 09:31:49 AM »
All good apparently ....she was home before her curfew ...she knew though if she wasn't she would have another week at her dad's

However we could have a few battles over the Easter holidays as she will no doubt think as I am at work she can have her friends over all day to play music, watch MTV , play the Wii etc and eat all the food in the house  evil:

I have different plans for her tho  whistle:
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Re: Latest teenage rant thread.
« Reply #500 on: April 05, 2010, 09:33:24 AM »
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Re: Latest teenage rant thread.
« Reply #501 on: April 05, 2010, 09:35:02 AM »
All good apparently ....she was home before her curfew ...she knew though if she wasn't she would have another week at her dad's

However we could have a few battles over the Easter holidays as she will no doubt think as I am at work she can have her friends over all day to play music, watch MTV , play the Wii etc and eat all the food in the house  evil:

I have different plans for her tho  whistle:

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Re: Latest teenage rant thread.
« Reply #502 on: April 05, 2010, 09:44:51 AM »


I have different plans for her tho  whistle:

Yes, and?

Cleaning and tidying for starters p'raps?

My threat of shite launching out of window wih a deadline time werked absolute wonders two weeks ago. cloud9:
Another top teenage tip from Growler.  happy088

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Re: Latest teenage rant thread.
« Reply #503 on: April 05, 2010, 09:47:36 AM »
Well her laptop is no longer located in her room ...is not in fact in this house  whistle:

It will be bought back after 2 weeks when she shows that she can not only behave at her dads but here as well.

She will also be going to spend a couple of days at my friends during the holiday ..and away from her school posse  evil:
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Re: Latest teenage rant thread.
« Reply #504 on: April 05, 2010, 09:56:20 AM »
Well her laptop is no longer located in her room ...is not in fact in this house  whistle:

It will be bought back after 2 weeks when she shows that she can not only behave at her dads but here as well.

She will also be going to spend a couple of days at my friends during the holiday ..and away from her school posse  evil:

Boot camp? lol:

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Re: Latest teenage rant thread.
« Reply #505 on: April 05, 2010, 10:00:26 AM »
Seriously MD, teenagers all need to at least be doing the DoE award scheme. I insisted on it for MM, and I actually believe it's doing her good.
Teaches them a bit of discipline and werkin' together as a team.

Bring back National Service for tjhose that step out of line rather than all this counciling councilling talking to them gently and rehab utter shite. sick2:

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Re: Latest teenage rant thread.
« Reply #506 on: April 05, 2010, 10:10:27 AM »
Well her laptop is no longer located in her room ...is not in fact in this house  whistle:

It will be bought back after 2 weeks when she shows that she can not only behave at her dads but here as well.

She will also be going to spend a couple of days at my friends during the holiday ..and away from her school posse  evil:

She will go mad  eveilgrin:
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Re: Latest teenage rant thread.
« Reply #507 on: April 05, 2010, 10:12:45 AM »
Well her laptop is no longer located in her room ...is not in fact in this house  whistle:

It will be bought back after 2 weeks when she shows that she can not only behave at her dads but here as well.

She will also be going to spend a couple of days at my friends during the holiday ..and away from her school posse  evil:

She will go mad  eveilgrin:

Tough bloody shit I say.
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Re: Latest teenage rant thread.
« Reply #508 on: April 05, 2010, 10:30:00 AM »
We (THW & I) do not appear to be speaking this week.

At the diner table on Saturday the boys were, once again, asking me if they could have a dog .... so the conversation turned to what type of dog.

The THW, who had hitherto not said a word to anyone, chimed up with the suggestion that we should get some bloody enormous foreign breed of animal on the grounds that it was her boyfriend's favourite breed.

I replied that I was not in the business of buying an fecking dog just because her bf liked the breed.
"If he likes them so much", I enquired, "why doesn't he have one?".
"Because his parents wont have one in the house" was the reply.

Flippantly I responded "So what you are suggesting is that I should litter up my house with everything your boyfriend's parents dislike and wont allow in their house ........ Like his favourite dog, his favourite girlfriend ..... perhaps you'd like me to home and feed a bloody gerbil for him too?"

She stormed out of the room and hasn't spoken to me since.

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Re: Latest teenage rant thread.
« Reply #509 on: April 05, 2010, 10:33:38 AM »
All seems very reasonable to me  rubschin:
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