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Re: Latest teenage rant thread.
« Reply #705 on: August 03, 2010, 01:14:38 PM »
But then they are Welsh  noooo:
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Re: Latest teenage rant thread.
« Reply #706 on: August 03, 2010, 01:17:24 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 03, 2010, 01:14:38 PM
But then they are Welsh  noooo:


Only some. One comes from Sarfend (So he is deffo out!) One from Ipswich, a couple from Scallypool (see Sarfend). One, who I think is a nice lad, comes from Oxford. Mostly they seem to have come here from all over following parental breakups etc.
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Re: Latest teenage rant thread.
« Reply #707 on: August 03, 2010, 05:03:22 PM »
No such problems 'ere thankfully.

I think the local spotty oink population have sussed out that coming down our path with knuckles dragging on the floor, and with a useless gormless gaunt look on their grotty spotty little faces is going to be a few steps too far for them. cloud9:
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Re: Latest teenage rant thread.
« Reply #708 on: August 03, 2010, 05:07:33 PM »
Growler is so brave  cloud9:
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Re: Latest teenage rant thread.
« Reply #709 on: August 03, 2010, 05:12:01 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 03, 2010, 05:07:33 PM
Growler is so brave  cloud9:

No I'm not, but I won't tolerate any dead heads shadowing my doorstep.
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Re: Latest teenage rant thread.
« Reply #710 on: August 04, 2010, 03:30:14 PM »
MM is clearly cleverer than mine at hiding her suitors then
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Re: Latest teenage rant thread.
« Reply #711 on: September 11, 2010, 07:27:42 AM »
Ok ...so today the Brat has a party ...her Best friend forever and ever and ever and ever etc

So what do 14 year olds do these days for a birthday party. Cinema, ice skating, are all so passée apparently. Now they are all going off for a photo shoot in a studio . God knows how much this is costing her parents  noooo:

Anyways they are meeting at 2 this afternoon but the Brat has been up since 7  eeek: eeek: eeek: I'm sure the local news will be sending a reporter to cover such a monumental event.

She plans to spend the next several hours getting ready  eeek: eeek: eeek:

We have music blaring away, her phone ringing constantly and the bathroom has been declared a no go zone to me if i even attempt to use it  evil:

Give me strength  noooo:
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Re: Latest teenage rant thread.
« Reply #712 on: September 11, 2010, 07:30:02 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 11, 2010, 07:27:42 AM
Ok ...so today the Brat has a party ...her Best friend forever and ever and ever and ever etc

So what do 14 year olds do these days for a birthday party. Cinema, ice skating, are all so passée apparently. Now they are all going off for a photo shoot in a studio . God knows how much this is costing her parents  noooo:

Anyways they are meeting at 2 this afternoon but the Brat has been up since 7  eeek: eeek: eeek: I'm sure the local news will be sending a reporter to cover such a monumental event.

She plans to spend the next several hours getting ready  eeek: eeek: eeek:

We have music blaring away, her phone ringing constantly and the bathroom has been declared a no go zone to me if i even attempt to use it  evil:

Give me strength  noooo:

And for her burfday you'll have to do something better...  noooo:
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Re: Latest teenage rant thread.
« Reply #713 on: September 11, 2010, 07:30:31 AM »
I pity the poor photographer  noooo:
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Re: Latest teenage rant thread.
« Reply #714 on: September 11, 2010, 07:35:14 AM »
Quote from: Barman on September 11, 2010, 07:30:02 AM

And for her burfday you'll have to do something better...  noooo:

Buy them all a photo album each  rubschin:
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Re: Latest teenage rant thread.
« Reply #715 on: September 11, 2010, 07:39:43 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 11, 2010, 07:35:14 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 11, 2010, 07:30:02 AM

And for her burfday you'll have to do something better...  noooo:

Buy them all a photo album each  rubschin:

A disposable camera!  eveilgrin:
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Re: Latest teenage rant thread.
« Reply #716 on: September 11, 2010, 07:42:52 AM »
Quote from: Nick on September 11, 2010, 07:30:31 AM
I pity the poor photographer  noooo:

Can you imagine ......poor sod .

I hope she doesn't think she is coming home with a load of proofs which if i like will cost me a few hundred quid to get ordered . Ain't happening  noooo:
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Re: Latest teenage rant thread.
« Reply #717 on: September 11, 2010, 07:51:02 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 11, 2010, 07:27:42 AM
Ok ...so today the Brat has a party ...her Best friend forever and ever and ever and ever etc

So what do 14 year olds do these days for a birthday party. Cinema, ice skating, are all so passée apparently. Now they are all going off for a photo shoot in a studio . God knows how much this is costing her parents  noooo:

Anyways they are meeting at 2 this afternoon but the Brat has been up since 7  eeek: eeek: eeek: I'm sure the local news will be sending a reporter to cover such a monumental event.

She plans to spend the next several hours getting ready  eeek: eeek: eeek:

We have music blaring away, her phone ringing constantly and the bathroom has been declared a no go zone to me if i even attempt to use it  evil:

Give me strength  noooo:

I think that you are going to need it Miss D.  I am grateful that I am out of the party circuit, it used to drive me potty and surprise surprise the kids were always disappointed  and and cough, splutter, rage they can't even remember half of the bloody things.  I can in techni-colour, boring, irritating, frustrating, knackering detail. evil:
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Re: Latest teenage rant thread.
« Reply #718 on: September 11, 2010, 07:56:15 AM »
Here, here  lol:

Oh and as for a present to take .....no longer is a £10 voucher for the usual places acceptable..as this is her BFF forever she wanted to buy her a particular perfume - £45  eeek:
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Re: Latest teenage rant thread.
« Reply #719 on: September 11, 2010, 07:58:27 AM »
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