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Offline GROWLER

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Re: Latest teenage rant thread.
« Reply #180 on: January 22, 2010, 09:30:07 AM »
I'm in the dog 'ouse with Mini Moose once again.
Just because I came home last night all cheery clutching all me boxes of 'stuff' and singing the theme tune to 'Minder' last night it seems.

Can't bloody win in this 'ouse. Shrugs:
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Re: Latest teenage rant thread.
« Reply #181 on: January 22, 2010, 09:35:22 AM »
I never ever went to the school disco when I was a kid...  noooo:
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Re: Latest teenage rant thread.
« Reply #182 on: January 22, 2010, 09:44:42 AM »
Hence the low rate of teenage pregnancies in your home town  whistle:
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Re: Latest teenage rant thread.
« Reply #183 on: January 22, 2010, 09:55:10 AM »
Quote from: Nick on January 22, 2010, 09:44:42 AM
Hence the low rate of teenage pregnancies in your home town  whistle:

And my complete inability to dance...  surrender:
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Re: Latest teenage rant thread.
« Reply #184 on: January 22, 2010, 09:56:15 AM »
Quote from: Nick on January 22, 2010, 09:44:42 AM
Hence the low rate of teenage pregnancies in your home town  whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: Latest teenage rant thread.
« Reply #185 on: January 22, 2010, 10:11:49 AM »
Quote from: Barman on January 22, 2010, 09:55:10 AM
Quote from: Nick on January 22, 2010, 09:44:42 AM
Hence the low rate of teenage pregnancies in your home town  whistle:

And my complete inability to dance...  surrender:

I think you will find that is innate
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Re: Latest teenage rant thread.
« Reply #186 on: January 22, 2010, 10:14:04 AM »
Quote from: Nick on January 22, 2010, 10:11:49 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 22, 2010, 09:55:10 AM
Quote from: Nick on January 22, 2010, 09:44:42 AM
Hence the low rate of teenage pregnancies in your home town  whistle:

And my complete inability to dance...  surrender:

I think you will find that is innate

Well that's a relief....  lol:
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Re: Latest teenage rant thread.
« Reply #187 on: January 22, 2010, 10:57:23 AM »
Quote from: Barman on January 22, 2010, 09:35:22 AM
I never ever went to the school disco when I was a kid...  noooo:

 point: Youngster! We didn't have discos when I was at school ..... we had dances with real live bands  ~ but never at school; nothing would have persuaded any of us back through those doors once the bell had gone. I cannot understand modern kids who are always hanging around their school. In my day it was a race between pupils and teachers as to who could get out of the gate first.
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Re: Latest teenage rant thread.
« Reply #188 on: January 28, 2010, 11:02:02 AM »
ENOUGH ALREADY!

This morning, after a fortnight of threats, rows and a lot of shouting by me, Mrs S#2 and I decided to muck out the THW's room. 59 empty or half empty drinks containers including some which had once contained milk but now with butter/cheese growing in them, 30 Sandwich packs from Co-op near school mostly with one sandwich eaten and the other going very mouldy. Oldest one we found had a sell by of October 2nd 2009. Crisp packets and biscuits wrappers too numerous to count. 73 Chocolate wrappers.
In addition we found 17 plates, 14 glasses and 12 mugs/cups.
Enough spoons, knives and forks to set a table for 6 people (None of which matches any of our cutlery rubschin:)
8 towels in various states of mildew growth (5 we have thrown away)
1 Watch (missing for 6 months, claimed stolen at school)
27 pairs of knickers and 13 bras.
Her mother's missing cardigan and a blouse that her mother has been looking for since the Autumn.

All this under one bed  cussing:

Tonight we expect to hear that we have "Invaded her privacy" ~ I shall probably smite her a mighty blow about the ear. Explode:
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Re: Latest teenage rant thread.
« Reply #189 on: January 28, 2010, 11:05:44 AM »
I could never get my head around how Miss Piggy would have to walk around stuff (plates, glasses, etc.) en route to the kitchen to collect more but couldn't take the bloody things with her!  cussing:
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Re: Latest teenage rant thread.
« Reply #190 on: January 28, 2010, 01:32:54 PM »
Quote from: Barman on January 28, 2010, 11:05:44 AM
I could never get my head around how Miss Piggy would have to walk around stuff (plates, glasses, etc.) en route to the kitchen to collect more but couldn't take the bloody things with her!  cussing:

It is a special gift of the adolescent female.

Well documented chez Selection over the years. They do outgrow it eventually.
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Re: Latest teenage rant thread.
« Reply #191 on: January 28, 2010, 02:13:41 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 28, 2010, 01:32:54 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 28, 2010, 11:05:44 AM
I could never get my head around how Miss Piggy would have to walk around stuff (plates, glasses, etc.) en route to the kitchen to collect more but couldn't take the bloody things with her!  cussing:

It is a special gift of the adolescent female.

Well documented chez Selection over the years. They do outgrow it eventually.

Well on that sound statement from our most honourable and trustworthy friend, I shall hold my breath.
Will I survive?
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Re: Latest teenage rant thread.
« Reply #192 on: January 28, 2010, 02:22:50 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on January 28, 2010, 02:13:41 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 28, 2010, 01:32:54 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 28, 2010, 11:05:44 AM
I could never get my head around how Miss Piggy would have to walk around stuff (plates, glasses, etc.) en route to the kitchen to collect more but couldn't take the bloody things with her!  cussing:

It is a special gift of the adolescent female.

Well documented chez Selection over the years. They do outgrow it eventually.

Well on that sound statement from our most honourable and trustworthy friend, I shall hold my breath.
Will I survive?

You will survive, but don't try to hold your breath until she has grown out of it.  noooo: surrender:
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Re: Latest teenage rant thread.
« Reply #193 on: February 03, 2010, 02:48:07 AM »
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Re: Latest teenage rant thread.
« Reply #194 on: February 09, 2010, 09:10:05 AM »
So the Brat went out after school yesterday and bought herself a new jacket.

Last night she was trying it on again and decided she didn't like it after all  ::)

"Is there one of those shops near where you work mum, can you take it back for me and get my money back"

"Nope there isn't and I'm afraid I won't have time to do it" I replied

This was not the answer she was obviously seeking and then the bawling about wanting her money back quickly started.

" Why don't you go after school , just as you have done today and get a refund then " I suggest. Not unreasonably I think.

This is followed by more cursing and muttering under her breath about sumfink or the other and then she tries to suggest that refunds can only be given to adults  noooo:

Tosh I tell her - again not the answer she wants to hear

" You Never do anything for me " she then shouts and stomps off  Banghead Banghead Banghead
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