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[GROWLER]

LL is already watering her hat

 
...and the Brat will be swapping her coat tonight for summat more suitable for a summer wedding like.

[Snoopy]

Good.

[Miss Demeanour]

I don't think so Growler.

I am sure it is all part of his standard procedure if you know what I mean  

Oh'i, don't we just ey? 

So what is the next step then eh Growler ...oh guru of mine  

[Nick]

Can me and Growler be pageboys?

[Miss Demeanour]

...and the Brat will be swapping her coat tonight for summat more suitable for a summer wedding like.

Oh I don't think so 

In her mind it is not possible for anyone to like me 

[Snoopy]

Can me and Growler be pageboys?

you're just looking for an excuse to wear that velvet suit again.

[Nick]

I don't think so Growler.

I am sure it is all part of his standard procedure if you know what I mean  

Oh'i, don't we just ey? 

So what is the next step then eh Growler ...oh guru of mine  

I guess cinema. Suitably weepy gerly film. Darkness. Confined space  

[GROWLER]

I don't think so Growler.

I am sure it is all part of his standard procedure if you know what I mean  

Oh'i, don't we just ey? 

So what is the next step then eh Growler ...oh guru of mine  

Jewllers and frock shop. Don't mess about with all that useless sloppy dating shite, just gerin there....terms and conditions apply don't forget, and all subject to his financial circumstances  and credit rating.

What's his wheels then. Self employed? Where's he live, and with who? Has he gorra ratcat?

These are all vitally important questions that need answering before we make our judgement on suitability for you.

[Miss Demeanour]

I know where he lives and it's not far from Pastis . Self employed.

I don't know the answers to any of the other questions though 

[GROWLER]

I don't think so Growler.

I am sure it is all part of his standard procedure if you know what I mean  

Oh'i, don't we just ey? 

So what is the next step then eh Growler ...oh guru of mine  

I guess cinema. Suitably weepy gerly film. Darkness. Confined space  

Bollox. Reg office then down the ale 'ouse for a damned good knees up. Haven't been to a man clamping wedding in ages.

[GROWLER]

I know where he lives and it's not far from Pastis . Self employed.

I don't know the answers to any of the other questions though 

Christ almighty, please tell us he's NOT a builder, please?

[GROWLER]

I know where he lives and it's not far from Pastis . Self employed.

I don't know the answers to any of the other questions though  

Oh'i?
Well that didn't take long then ey?

Get Pasties to stake the place for comin's and goin's like.

Need to know what wheels he's got, seriously.

[Miss Demeanour]

I know where he lives and it's not far from Pastis . Self employed.

I don't know the answers to any of the other questions though 

Christ almighty, please tell us he's NOT a builder, please?

No dingbat, he's a personal trainer 

A builder I would have plenty of use for 

[Nick]

What's his name then?You can tell a lot about people from their names, like

[GROWLER]

I know where he lives and it's not far from Pastis . Self employed.

I don't know the answers to any of the other questions though 

Christ almighty, please tell us he's NOT a builder, please?

No dingbat, he's a personal trainer 

A builder I would have plenty of use for 

Oh, so he has the pick of any of the members then....one by one like?  

Is being a personal trainer actually a job then?

All sounds a bit suspect to me. If it's too good to be true, it usually is.

Find out what car he's driving and I'll give you the full character assessment.