Latest teenage rant thread.

[Darwins Selection]

I bust through a plate glass window with worse than that!! I had a whole flap of skin hanging off my SHIN and where the chunk/flap was hanging open you could see the SHIN BONE gleaming and twinkling in the sunlight. SHIN BONES are very white you know.

I feel queasy 

The eighth Dwarf?

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

  

[Barman]

 

[GROWLER]

What is all this shit ey, WHAT?

I sincerely hope I'm not going to have to rant in here later.
MM has gone to her friends 16th birthday party and there will be booze flowing apparently.

Mrs G assures me that everything will be alright and that she's responsible.
Mrs G  does often talk utter shite though.

I'm already in an exceedingly and worse than ever bad mood, so things better hadn't go wrong tonight. 

[Miss Demeanour]

She has proved she is a sensible girl before though Growler.

You can't stop her exposure to this sort of event , you can only prepare her, which you seem to have done perfectly well

[GROWLER]

She has proved she is a sensible girl before though Growler.

You can't stop her exposure to this sort of event , you can only prepare her, which you seem to have done perfectly well

I hope I'm agreeing with you later, I really do.
I can't face another row this week/month.

I'm taking just her to Tamworth Snow Dome tomorrow for some skiing, so she better be sober when she gets back later.

I hate being a parent of teenagers. So much to worry about, and I do....lots.

[Pirate]

chill out man ...no use getting excited about anything, until theres something to get excited about

[GROWLER]

chill out man ...no use getting excited about anything, until theres something to get excited about

That's actually problee what I need at the moment.
A bit of excitement to take me mind off things I have little control over. 

Your statement is correct of course though.

[Miss Demeanour]

So how did it go  Growler ?

[GROWLER]

So how did it go  Growler ?

OK....I think. Only saw her very briefly as she scuttled up to her nest, but she didn't fall back down the stairs.
I shall be waking the Mooselet shortly as she's coming skiing with me. Got to leave here at 12 so time's running out....fashion show beckons no doubt.

[Miss Demeanour]

Have a fab day - been to that place myself , great fun 

[GROWLER]

Have a fab day - been to that place myself , great fun  

You a skiier too?
Tamworth, near Brummingham?
Good in'it?

Been to most of them now, including the much more local Chill Factor in Munterchester, but none of them come close to the Snow Dome...imo of course.

Gonna have a damned good rummage through the lost property. Left me aged ski gloves there this time last year. I was heartbroken.
 Been everywhere with me over a 22 year peroid they had.
Luved them.

[Miss Demeanour]

So 4.30 this morning get woken by the screams of the banshee from her room...she has cramp in her leg.

Get up spend 10 minutes massaging her calf ...trudge back to my room can't go back to sleep.

Go into her room at 6.45 this morning as I am leaving for work as say it's time to get up.

" Oh go away will you , you know I'm tired I was woken up in the night by my cramp "

Counted to 3 , turned around , flicked on her light switch and just said I'm not leaving til your up.

So the zombie finally rises , cursing under her breath and I walk away calmly not entering into a dialogue as that would only have gone one way 

[Miss Demeanour]

Today I have mostly been researching boot camps 

[Nick]