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Re: Latest teenage rant thread.
« Reply #375 on: March 17, 2010, 03:14:17 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on March 17, 2010, 10:03:10 AM
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Well I've ripped the house to pieces, and BOTH have mysteriously vanished, seemingly for good, and yes, I have looked in the fridge too. cussing:


So in your initial recky for salvaging your goods did you not dare touch MM's pile of shite  rubschin:

Has MM given her assurance that her tat mountains will be removed by 9pm  scared2:

Correct. Didn't go near it with fear of starting a major landslide.

She hasn;t given any assurances of a major tidy up, no.
I warned her on her way out to scooooell this morning. All I got was yet another "Wha'ever".
She'll be more than "Wha'evereing" at 21:00 hrs tonight if my instructions aren't carried out. eveilgrin:


I really struggle to comprehend what actually goes on her in mind that makes her so recklessly untidy and slipshod, and she seemingly doesn't give a toss either.
I won't even start ranting about her room, that now requires a deepest of jungles proffesional monster strength scythe to get get from one side to the other. cussing:

How could I end up with 2 kids that are the EXACT opposite in terms of tidiness ey, HOW? Banghead

Growler jnr. 'hoovers' his bedroom every other flamin' night!

Cometh the hour, cometh the Growler



















Is Growler Jr. good with colours?
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Re: Latest teenage rant thread.
« Reply #376 on: March 17, 2010, 04:03:03 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 17, 2010, 03:14:17 PM
Quote from: GROWLER on March 17, 2010, 10:03:10 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 17, 2010, 09:51:46 AM
Quote from: GROWLER on March 16, 2010, 10:03:50 AM

Well I've ripped the house to pieces, and BOTH have mysteriously vanished, seemingly for good, and yes, I have looked in the fridge too. cussing:


So in your initial recky for salvaging your goods did you not dare touch MM's pile of shite  rubschin:

Has MM given her assurance that her tat mountains will be removed by 9pm  scared2:

Correct. Didn't go near it with fear of starting a major landslide.

She hasn;t given any assurances of a major tidy up, no.
I warned her on her way out to scooooell this morning. All I got was yet another "Wha'ever".
She'll be more than "Wha'evereing" at 21:00 hrs tonight if my instructions aren't carried out. eveilgrin:


I really struggle to comprehend what actually goes on her in mind that makes her so recklessly untidy and slipshod, and she seemingly doesn't give a toss either.
I won't even start ranting about her room, that now requires a deepest of jungles proffesional monster strength scythe to get get from one side to the other. cussing:

How could I end up with 2 kids that are the EXACT opposite in terms of tidiness ey, HOW? Banghead

Growler jnr. 'hoovers' his bedroom every other flamin' night!

Cometh the hour, cometh the Growler



















Is Growler Jr. good with colours?

He'd get on with Tipsy Gipsy's boy eh...?  rubschin:
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Re: Latest teenage rant thread.
« Reply #377 on: March 17, 2010, 04:12:44 PM »
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Re: Latest teenage rant thread.
« Reply #378 on: March 17, 2010, 04:39:15 PM »
Now STOP IT! you two ..... you're only trying to wind him up.  nonono:
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Re: Latest teenage rant thread.
« Reply #379 on: March 17, 2010, 04:42:06 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on March 17, 2010, 04:39:15 PM
Now STOP IT! you two ..... you're only trying to wind him up.  nonono:

Moi?  eeek:

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Re: Latest teenage rant thread.
« Reply #380 on: March 17, 2010, 10:29:56 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on March 17, 2010, 04:39:15 PM
Now STOP IT! you two ..... you're only trying to wind him up.  nonono:

Probably fortunately Snoops, I haven't got the foggiest what they are both going on about tbqath. noooo:

The 12 hour deadline and threatened launching of 'Shite Mountain' has passed peacefully, in fact the countdown clock was stopped by Mrs Growler herself at approx 4:30 pm.
Admidst much and vociferous complaining, apparently, the mountains of crap had gone by the time I got home. cloud9:

MM doesn't appear to be liking me very much this evening. noooo:

Growler Snr. doesn't really appear to be giving a shite tbqh. noooo:
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Re: Latest teenage rant thread.
« Reply #381 on: March 20, 2010, 02:20:01 PM »
Mrs Growler flippantly and most casually announced as she and MM were rapidly disappearing out of the front door, that, "oh, btw, the MM is going out for a bicycle ride with A BOY from her class tomorrow." eeek:

I sort of started stuttering, but couldn't quite get the words out.
Mrs G calmly and cooly as you like anounced before I could actually speak that 'he's a very nice boy'.
Really/ Oh, really?

I'LL be the bloody judge of that if he's ever got the bottle to come 'round here. eveilgrin:

I have been left here on me own to stew over that nice little bomb shell.
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Re: Latest teenage rant thread.
« Reply #382 on: March 20, 2010, 02:22:48 PM »
It'll make no difference what you think of him  noooo:

I long ago discovered that paternal disapproval almost guarantees she'll want to have his babies.  ::)

Far better to scare him off by welcoming him to your family, treating him like a son and taking him on the piss ~ she'll hate him forever if you do.  whistle:
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Re: Latest teenage rant thread.
« Reply #383 on: March 20, 2010, 02:25:05 PM »
She has to start somewhere. I assume she knows about condoms (and bikes)  eveilgrin:

How old were you?   whistle:
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Re: Latest teenage rant thread.
« Reply #384 on: March 20, 2010, 02:26:50 PM »
I used to get the elder daughter's boy friends round to watch football and share a few beers. Man to man type chat etc.

She hated it  eveilgrin:
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Re: Latest teenage rant thread.
« Reply #385 on: March 20, 2010, 02:27:39 PM »
Growler is an worried bear  eveilgrin:
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Re: Latest teenage rant thread.
« Reply #386 on: March 20, 2010, 02:29:45 PM »
And the more he lets MM see that he is worried the more she will lurve the boy.
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Re: Latest teenage rant thread.
« Reply #387 on: March 20, 2010, 02:33:21 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 20, 2010, 02:27:39 PM
Growler is an worried bear  eveilgrin:

Growler is currently a very depressed and unhappy bear.
My whole life feels a though it's crowding in on and bullying me at the mo. Almost out of control like. scared2:
Everything I do or say is ignored or casually 'washed over' as irrelevant.

I am seriously pissed off with nearly everyone, and almost everything.
Even some of my customers have noticed that i look really unhappy at the mo.

My remote hut in the woods with a one eyed snarling dog for company is beckoning me more and more, nearer and nearer every day.
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Re: Latest teenage rant thread.
« Reply #388 on: March 20, 2010, 02:38:10 PM »
I have a spare room
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Re: Latest teenage rant thread.
« Reply #389 on: March 20, 2010, 02:39:34 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on March 20, 2010, 02:29:45 PM
And the more he lets MM see that he is worried the more she will lurve the boy.

Thank you for those comforting words of wisdom.

I'm feeling better by the second, you know, me and me mind on me own like. noooo:
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