Latest teenage rant thread.

[GROWLER]

I have a spare room

There'll be one here too soon at this rate.

I could get a caravan for now. Be a bit of a part time Pikey like?

That actually sounds quite appealing tbh.

[Nick]

MM + Boy + Bike ride = Babby 

[GROWLER]

MM + Boy + Bike ride = Babby 

YOU + flippant remarks like that = a bloody good slapping if I get me paws on you.

[Nick]

Grandpa 

[Miss Demeanour]

Mrs Growler flippantly and most casually announced as she and MM were rapidly disappearing out of the front door, that, "oh, btw, the MM is going out for a bicycle ride with A BOY from her class tomorrow."

No stalking allowed Growler 

Make sure he is wearing all his protective gear 

[Barman]

Mrs Growler flippantly and most casually announced as she and MM were rapidly disappearing out of the front door, that, "oh, btw, the MM is going out for a bicycle ride with A BOY from her class tomorrow."

No stalking allowed Growler 

Make sure he is wearing all his protective gear 

kick the randy little sod up the bollocks when he comes round to pick her up.... 

[GROWLER]

Mrs Growler flippantly and most casually announced as she and MM were rapidly disappearing out of the front door, that, "oh, btw, the MM is going out for a bicycle ride with A BOY from her class tomorrow."

No stalking allowed Growler 

Make sure he is wearing all his protective gear 

kick the randy little sod up the bollocks when he comes round to pick her up.... 

HE isn't coming 'round here.
She is cycling to HIS house 3 miles away apparently.
She probably warned HIM not to come near the place in case I'm sniffin' around.
HE will have nothing to fear PROVIDING HE meets my requirements without question/s.
IF he passes rigourous inspection and interogation, HE will eventually be warned of the dire consequences he will ultimately face....when it's too late for him to surrender though like.

[Miss Demeanour]

Are his parents out tomorrow afternoon then ? 

[GROWLER]

Are his parents out tomorrow afternoon then ? 

That is a Nick style question.

[Miss Demeanour]

The Brat has just returned home after a weekend at her dad's

She came in with a bit of attitude about something or other and I said something and she gave me some rude comeback  and did the ol whateva routine 

He gave her a warning about her behaviour and told her to stop it or she would be coming home with him again . Silly cow refused to listen and did the roll the eyes to the ceiling and flick through a magazine and one point stifled a pretend yawn whilst her dad was saying something.

That's it - he blew a gasket - told her to get her school stuff and get back in the car. We have just had 20 minutes of absolute screaming ffffing blue murder as she thrashed , cried and slagged us both off.

He took her house keys off her so she can't come back here tomorrow and has to go to school and they have just left.

All over absolutely nothing. If she has to pick her battles she picked the wrong bloody one tonight

Deep , deep joy 

[Snoopy]

At least you are fighting it together.

[Nick]

Oh dear  But will she learn anything from this? It will need a "discussion", won't it?

[Miss Demeanour]

It was only meant to be for one night but she continues in the same vein this morning and so has been extended for the week.

She has no house keys to my house only to her dad's, her mobile has been confiscated off her by the school , her laptop is at my house. She will feel like she is in prison 

We will get together on Friday to discuss and I have written her a letter seeing as she refuses to listen to me when I'm talking that she may or may not choose to read .

Just really could do without right now 

[GROWLER]

I'm confuslicated.

I thought she lived with you full time, and went to visit her dad at weekends.

That Mothers day card she gave you must seem like an eternity ago now.

MM is being decidedly snotty with me. Takes all of her energy to even grunt at me, wha'ever.

Mrs G say's "I have to be more tolerant. It's her age, and don't forget she's got her GCSE's over the coming months"

Well thanks for reminding me, as if I didn't already know.

[Miss Demeanour]

She does live with me and goes to her dad's every other weekend.

However the phone has been ringing since 6 o' clock this morning with her demanding to come home , that she has the worst parents in the world, that she has rights blah , blah , blah. Great way to start a Monday morning.

I'm thinking she should go and work for B.A with those sort of negotiating skills