If you would all accept my philosophy: Property is theft and therefore no one should own anything, let alone work 40 years to pay for something. Whats the point. You live then you die? Be happy. Tomorrow never comes. We only have now. You are where you are meant to be. .... and I promise to replace all the manhole covers I've removed.
Touch my manhole again and I'll give you a second black eye you wicked Doxy.
Would you like to meet my pal Mr Snoopy?
I think he said he had half a load left over from a Council job.