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Re: A scientific query
« Reply #15 on: December 17, 2009, 08:39:17 AM »
Only a couple of minutes  noooo:
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Re: A scientific query
« Reply #16 on: December 17, 2009, 08:40:17 AM »
Was it a metal potato?
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Re: A scientific query
« Reply #17 on: December 17, 2009, 08:43:20 AM »
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Re: A scientific query
« Reply #18 on: December 17, 2009, 08:46:18 AM »
Metal things get very hot in microwaves.

Perhaps you left the arms and legs stuck in your 'Mr Potato Head' self-sculpture?
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Re: A scientific query
« Reply #19 on: December 17, 2009, 08:54:34 AM »
Did you use one of these?



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Re: A scientific query
« Reply #20 on: December 17, 2009, 09:00:21 AM »
Quote from: Pirate on December 17, 2009, 08:54:34 AM
Did you use one of these?





A very sensible question young Pirate.

The sort of Nick-esque thing I had in mind.
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Re: A scientific query
« Reply #21 on: December 17, 2009, 09:01:17 AM »
NO  evil:
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Re: A scientific query
« Reply #22 on: December 17, 2009, 09:05:06 AM »
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Re: A scientific query
« Reply #23 on: December 17, 2009, 09:08:52 AM »
Nothing. The spud caught fire and melted the plate.
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Re: A scientific query
« Reply #24 on: December 17, 2009, 09:17:56 AM »
Quote from: Nick on December 17, 2009, 09:08:52 AM
Nothing. The spud caught fire and melted the plate.

Well it would if you were cookin' it.  ::)

I feel like instantaneously combusting when I meet /talk to you.
You have that effect on things unfortunately....for us. ::)
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Re: A scientific query
« Reply #25 on: December 17, 2009, 09:30:26 AM »
Quote from: Nick on December 17, 2009, 09:08:52 AM
Nothing. The spud caught fire and melted the plate.

You gubbed it!  point:
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Re: A scientific query
« Reply #26 on: December 17, 2009, 09:30:55 AM »
Quote from: GROWLER on December 17, 2009, 09:17:56 AM
You have that effect on things unfortunately....for us. ::)

I disagree with you there my old fireside rug.

Nick is protecting the rest of us by tilting the balance of disasterous probability away from us.

If there is a one in a million chance of a microwave melting due to a potato fault, then he has saved 999,999 normal people from that fate.

Well done Nick.  happ096
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Re: A scientific query
« Reply #27 on: December 17, 2009, 09:33:46 AM »
It gets werse. My sister sent me some of her favourite chocolate. I just had a big chunk and now my head is on fire. It turns out to have fooking chillis in it  evil:
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Re: A scientific query
« Reply #28 on: December 17, 2009, 09:35:38 AM »
Quote from: Nick on December 17, 2009, 09:33:46 AM
It gets werse. My sister sent me some of her favourite chocolate. I just had a big chunk and now my head is on fire. It turns out to have fooking chillis in it  evil:

She's gubbed you!  point:
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Re: A scientific query
« Reply #29 on: December 17, 2009, 09:36:17 AM »
Clearly the ability to gub runs in the family
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