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Golf Trolleys
« on: December 19, 2009, 04:00:43 PM »
Okay... so I have a set of gold clubs, albeit unused for about **cough** seven years...

And I acknowledge that a full set in a bag is quite heavy... hauling it around 18 holes and swinging the bloody thing on and off your back every time you want to thwack the ball is quite tiring...

...so it makes sense to have one of those trolley things - a set of wheels that you attach to you golf bag so you can just drag the set around the course and park it when you want to have a slash behind a tree or take a shot or whatever...

But why would you need one with a motor in it...?  Shrugs:

A motor that needs a mahoosive battery that you have to haul out of your car along with the clubs every time you get home so you can re-charge it...?

Eh? EH?
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Re: Golf Trolleys
« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2009, 04:05:25 PM »
Sell the feckin unused golf clubs and your dilemma is over  doh:

Or has Tiger Woods inspired you to get back into the game   whistle:
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Re: Golf Trolleys
« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2009, 04:05:51 PM »
Gold clubs  eeek:
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Re: Golf Trolleys
« Reply #3 on: December 19, 2009, 04:06:44 PM »
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Re: Golf Trolleys
« Reply #4 on: December 19, 2009, 04:08:00 PM »
Sell the feckin unused golf clubs and your dilemma is over  doh:

Or has Tiger Woods inspired you to get back into the game   whistle:
No, I just see people hauling the batteries out of their cars all the time is all...  noooo:

Although... getting back into the game ...  rubschin:
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Re: Golf Trolleys
« Reply #5 on: December 19, 2009, 04:31:45 PM »
You're a bit of a handyman; why don't you build one from scratch? Save pennies too!

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Re: Golf Trolleys
« Reply #6 on: December 19, 2009, 04:34:42 PM »
 noooo:
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Re: Golf Trolleys
« Reply #7 on: December 19, 2009, 04:58:03 PM »
I think Barman likes a walk, as on our little stroll on 5th November he said the walk back to Victoria was "about 10 minutes" (excluding a stop to chat with Nigel Farage).

Must have been at least 20. And then he pissed off and left me :-(

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Re: Golf Trolleys
« Reply #8 on: December 19, 2009, 04:59:29 PM »
I'm sure there's a removals firm in town that don't necessarily keep an eye on all their kit  whistle:





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Re: Golf Trolleys
« Reply #9 on: December 19, 2009, 07:49:59 PM »
Snoopy's Snoopers are pleased to bring you an exclusive picture of the last time BM was on a golf course.



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Re: Golf Trolleys
« Reply #10 on: December 19, 2009, 07:52:13 PM »
Nor was it his first appearance










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Re: Golf Trolleys
« Reply #11 on: December 19, 2009, 08:17:44 PM »

 lol:

That makes sense ....when I was in Cyprus he asked if I'd like to see a local exhibition   whistle:
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Re: Golf Trolleys
« Reply #12 on: December 20, 2009, 08:29:34 AM »
I think Barman likes a walk, as on our little stroll on 5th November he said the walk back to Victoria was "about 10 minutes" (excluding a stop to chat with Nigel Farage).

Must have been at least 20. And then he pissed off and left me :-(
You wanted to take the tube from Trafalgar Square to Victoria!  ::)

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« Reply #13 on: December 20, 2009, 08:29:57 AM »
You're a bit of a handyman; why don't you build one from scratch? Save pennies too!

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Re: Golf Trolleys
« Reply #14 on: December 20, 2009, 08:31:12 AM »

 lol:

That makes sense ....when I was in Cyprus he asked if I'd like to see a local exhibition   whistle:
And your answer was....?  whistle:
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