Author Topic: The All New Worst Xmas cracker Jokes (2009) Competition (Read 431 times)

Barman · « **on:** December 25, 2009, 02:33:07 PM »

I feel I have a good chance of winning this year...

I'll start you off with: -

Q. What is a Razorshell?

A. A kind of Mollusc...

Nick · « **Reply #1 on:** December 25, 2009, 02:47:43 PM »

We had worse but MIss D gave them all the Rumanian waitress

Just One More · « **Reply #2 on:** December 25, 2009, 05:41:54 PM »

The All New Worst Xmas cracker Joke - the price of them

Barman · « **Reply #3 on:** December 25, 2009, 07:01:22 PM »

Ahem...

Q. Which metal is the best conductor of electricity?

A. Silver.

Where the fuck did she buy them?

Nick · « **Reply #4 on:** December 26, 2009, 08:22:48 AM »

Miss Demeanour · « **Reply #5 on:** December 26, 2009, 08:25:18 AM »

Were they Q.I themed crackers ?

We had the oldest cracker jokes

Q. what do you call a 3 legged donkey
A. Wonkey

Barman · « **Reply #6 on:** December 26, 2009, 08:54:28 AM »

Were they Q.I themed crackers ?

We had the oldest cracker jokes

Q. what do you call a 3 legged donkey
A. Wonkey

That's more like it!

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