TMR commented on Boxing day, about the bruised state of my right ear-lobe - I had not noticed anything (shows how much I look in the mirror in the morning)
On reflection, it would appear to be courtesy of Mrs Tel (I had not noticed that at the time either).
Also I have realised that my ear-lobe is now creased - I have been crimped at crimbo time!
Reminder for next year - buy more restraints!