So 2010 - what's in it for you ?

[Miss Demeanour]

So next year - what do the VP forecasters foretell of the treats in store  ???

A new government - dead cert

Higher and more taxes - dead cert

Winter Olympics - fairly meaningless

World cup - jury is out

[Nick]

Economy in tatters  

Hung Parliament (if only  )

Growler retreats to the woods for bear like activities

BM achieves Grandpadom  

I move to London  

Mrs Nick and Mrs Growler enter into Lesbian Civil Partnership and then kill each other

Normal stuff, like

[GROWLER]

Growler retreats to the woods for bear like activities



Mrs Nick and Mrs Growler enter into Lesbian Civil Partnership and then kill each other

Normal stuff, like

I like that, and that too. 

[Nick]

SO, all we have to do is give them some hormone treatment and some dodgy haircuts and introduce them. Simples

[Miss Demeanour]

So you have decided that they have both had enough of men ..... is that all men though or just you two ???

[Nick]

We don't fancy swopping 

[GROWLER]

So you have decided that they have both had enough of men ..... is that all men though or just you two ???

Problee just us two, but who gives a flying duck ey?
I don't.

[GROWLER]

I'm going to become a fully qualified top class tramp in the woods...IF I can find somewhere that is.

[Snoopy]

  Snoopy's Top Ten Predictions for 2010
(i) I shall be mended in body and soul ~ or at least heart and arsehole (Unlikely but they may be able to improve matters a bit)
(ii) THWs all over the world will get worserer
(iii) My little boys will grow a year nearer to not being delightful little boys and become embryonic monster teenager types
(iv) There will be an election, we will all vote and still not like whoever wins
(v) Pastis and Miss D will continue to lunch
(vi) Simon fvcking Cowell will get richer and even more smug (I hate that man and I have only ever seen his picture in magazines in the GP's waiting room ~ I have never seen him on TV but his smirking face makes me want to hit him. He may be a very nice man but I still want to hit him)
(vii) Clarkson will be banned from driving
(viii) Blair will be indicted for war crimes, an arrest warrant will be issued by a Judge in Spain or somewhere similar but will never be served on him
(ix) Lady Thatcher will die and there will be a row about whether she should have a state funeral
(x) At least one National Daily Paper will cease publication

[Just One More]

I'm going to become a fully qualified top class tramp in the woods...IF I can find somewhere that is.

Top Tramps, which one do you aspire to be? 

[Snoopy]

I'm going to become a fully qualified top class tramp in the woods...IF I can find somewhere that is.

Growler me owld chum ....... I mentioned your ambition to Mrs S#2 who was in the middle of laying the fires. She had a heap of newspapers and as she shredded them to place in the grate she saw an article (as you do) and brought it to me. A quick Google search revealed that said article is on the web.
Use this link and start saving for your fares!

http://tinyurl.com/yznd7ln






PS I like the look of the shed!!!!

[Uncle Mort]

I've got a heart op coming up, probably February. Not looking forward to that. Then I shall decide whether to go for early retirement.

[Nick]

 

[Miss Demeanour]

I have joined a gym this week - I have decided I need to get fitter and have more energy in 2010

It also keeps me out of the house and away from The Brat for longer  and gives me something to work out my anger on 

[Uncle Mort]

Sounds just the job. 

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