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Pastis has the oink flu
« on: January 01, 2010, 02:10:13 PM »
Miss D should get her nurse's uniform on and get round there.



























That would finish him off
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Re: Pastis has the oink flu
« Reply #1 on: January 01, 2010, 02:20:14 PM »
ER, does he need finishing off?
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Re: Pastis has the oink flu
« Reply #2 on: January 01, 2010, 02:31:53 PM »
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Re: Pastis has the oink flu
« Reply #3 on: January 01, 2010, 03:18:15 PM »
I didn't realise she did finishing off...  Banghead

Or nurses uniforms...  noooo:
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Re: Pastis has the oink flu
« Reply #4 on: January 01, 2010, 03:42:40 PM »
Poor old Mr P ~ I'll not bother him but wish him a speedy recovery when next you speak.
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Re: Pastis has the oink flu
« Reply #5 on: January 01, 2010, 03:58:51 PM »
He can't speak. He has the oink flu  ::)
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Re: Pastis has the oink flu
« Reply #6 on: January 01, 2010, 07:38:15 PM »
 Banghead

Next time you email/text/pm/semaphore/communicate with him in any way shape or form .................. Don't bother, I'll ring him myself in a day or two.















PS ~ Have you checked your tail lately? You had lunch with him a few days ago, you may have caught it yourself.  point:
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Re: Pastis has the oink flu
« Reply #7 on: January 02, 2010, 08:15:56 AM »
Quote from: Barman on January 01, 2010, 03:18:15 PM
I didn't realise she did finishing off...  Banghead

Or nurses uniforms...  noooo:

Certainly not district nurse ones  scared2:

Poor Pastis -though . I will take him chocolate , that cures everything
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Re: Pastis has the oink flu
« Reply #8 on: January 02, 2010, 08:18:55 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on January 02, 2010, 08:15:56 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 01, 2010, 03:18:15 PM
I didn't realise she did finishing off...  Banghead

Or nurses uniforms...  noooo:

Certainly not district nurse ones  scared2:

Poor Pastis -though . I will take him fish , that cures everything
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Re: Pastis has the oink flu
« Reply #9 on: January 02, 2010, 08:30:22 AM »
Maybe he has fish flu instead ...as caused by a dodgy Sea Bass  scared2:
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Re: Pastis has the oink flu
« Reply #10 on: January 02, 2010, 09:43:00 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on January 02, 2010, 08:30:22 AM
Maybe he has fish flu instead ...as caused by a dodgy Sea Bass  scared2:

More likely, given the source....  noooo:
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Re: Pastis has the oink flu
« Reply #11 on: January 02, 2010, 01:41:52 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on January 02, 2010, 08:15:56 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 01, 2010, 03:18:15 PM
I didn't realise she did finishing off...  Banghead

Or nurses uniforms...  noooo:

Certainly not district nurse ones  scared2:

Is this a process by elimination type game then?









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Re: Pastis has the oink flu
« Reply #12 on: January 02, 2010, 09:25:41 PM »
ANyhoo  ::)  Pastis reports he is slightly improved but still needs the attention of hte district nurse. He is living on baked beans.  noooo:
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Re: Pastis has the oink flu
« Reply #13 on: January 02, 2010, 10:06:11 PM »
I offered to pop round with some chicken soup ( the ancient cure all for all ills ) but he had just had his beans and was going back to bed.

Poor boy  happy100
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Re: Pastis has the oink flu
« Reply #14 on: January 03, 2010, 09:19:57 AM »
Chicken soup AKA Jewish penicillin  cloud9:
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