Pastis has the oink flu

[Pastis]

So that's all three for me then, swine, wine and whine     Are there prizes?

PS  How's TMR coping?

[Snoopy]

So that's all three for me then, swine, wine and whine     Are there prizes?

PS  How's TMR coping?

There's a brave little soldier ~ feeling better are we?

[Miss Demeanour]

So that's all three for me then, swine, wine and whine     Are there prizes?

PS  How's TMR coping?

He's in Swindon - he's really suffering 

[Snoopy]

It never stops raining in Swindon.

[Pastis]

So that's all three for me then, swine, wine and whine     Are there prizes?

PS  How's TMR coping?

There's a brave little soldier ~ feeling better are we?

It said in the online literature propaganda that 5 - 7 days should see recovery; well, it's had 5 so I've told it to feck off!

I've lost nearly 2 kilos btw  

[Miss Demeanour]

Without even trying 

[Pastis]

 

No appetite, no booze, picking at fruit, sweating like an Oink, hardly any sleep... it's no fun 

Besides, it'll all go back on this weekend cos it's .... The Wedding     

[Miss Demeanour]

So you've had plenty of sleep, looking svelte and will be overjoyed at having your energy levels back .

Those girls won't know what's hit em 

[Snoopy]

Until they start coughing, sneezing, shivering and feeling generally shite like .... then they might just guess.

[Miss Demeanour]

Oh no ...this is fated in the stars 

I've already bought me hat 

[Snoopy]

What was wrong with the one you had?

[Miss Demeanour]

It fell in the dog stew I was cooking 

[Pastis]

Well at least the proverbially lined-up Mrs Doyle's in Australia so I can rest easy on that score  

[Snoopy]

It fell in the dog stew I was cooking 

   

[Miss Demeanour]

Well at least the proverbially lined-up Mrs Doyle's in Australia so I can rest easy on that score  

but now you have the choice of two for the price of one......double bubble ....

The odds are even greater