jokes about the latest terror incidents

[Berek]

believe me, they are shite..

Liverpool airport has been shut for the past 8 hours due to a "suspicious car". Apparently it had tax, insurance and the radio was still in it

A suspect has been arrested and charged in connection with the Glasgow Airport attack. Police have confirmed his name as Ahsinged Majeep.

1 can of petrol - ?5.40

2 Calor gas bottles - ?42.50

Second Hand Cherokee Jeep - ?2,450

Watching two pakis burn alive - pricless

[Darwins Selection]

believe me, they are shite..

Yep!

[Berek]

warned you..

[Barman]

I?ve noticed that about the ?instant? jokes a lot recently.

A few years ago you?d always get some fantastic jokes e-mailed to you the day after some catastrophic event or tragic death? not any more. 

[GROWLER]

I?ve noticed that about the ?instant? jokes a lot recently.

A few years ago you?d always get some fantastic jokes e-mailed to you the day after some catastrophic event or tragic death? not any more. 

PC shite. Scared of getting accused of being racist, sick, evil ,sued or summat now

[Darwins Selection]

I?ve noticed that about the ?instant? jokes a lot recently.

A few years ago you?d always get some fantastic jokes e-mailed to you the day after some catastrophic event or tragic death? not any more. 

PC shite. Scared of getting accused of being racist, sick, evil ,sued or summat now

Never bothered anyone here.

[Bar Wench]

Do you remember the ones after Diana's death? Now they were good instant jokes!

[Darwins Selection]

Do you remember the ones after Diana's death? Now they were good instant jokes!

Instant eh?

I think MI6 had been writing them for months in advance. 

[Old Peculier]

So come on, where are all these Instant Terror jokes then? (by the way, is that anything like Instant Mash?)

[Barman]

Do you remember the ones after Diana's death? Now they were good instant jokes!

Instant eh?

I think MI6 had been writing them for months in advance. 

[Berek]

Mustaffa skingraft

[Darwins Selection]

Deep-fried Martyr Barstards fail to hit the spot in Glasgow.

[Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)]

Deep-fried Martyr Barstards fail to hit the spot in Glasgow.

Consider yourself smitten for that one - well below your usual standard. Clever, I'll grant you, but distinctly lacking in humour.

[Darwins Selection]

Deep-fried Martyr Barstards fail to hit the spot in Glasgow.

Consider yourself smitten for that one - well below your usual standard. Clever, I'll grant you, but distinctly lacking in humour.

Swine!

I was sent that in an e-mail!

From now on, original works only for you lot.

[Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)]

Deep-fried Martyr Barstards fail to hit the spot in Glasgow.

Consider yourself smitten for that one - well below your usual standard. Clever, I'll grant you, but distinctly lacking in humour.

Swine!

I was sent that in an e-mail!

From now on, original works only for you lot.

Plenty of scope in the iPod thread methinks. (by the way, you are redeemed in one of the other threads - can't remember which so you'll have to read them all!)   [edit] It was in the computer room[/edit]