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Re: Trouser query
« Reply #30 on: January 07, 2010, 11:47:34 AM »
No  ::) I am sensible and lean on walls  angel1
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Re: Trouser query
« Reply #31 on: January 07, 2010, 11:51:27 AM »
Nick struggles with his morning dressing routine...  whistle:

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Re: Trouser query
« Reply #32 on: January 07, 2010, 11:53:22 AM »
My trousers know who is boss.Mrs Nick, unfortunately, does not  noooo:
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Re: Trouser query
« Reply #33 on: January 07, 2010, 05:40:52 PM »
Perhaps you would be safer wearing a kilt.....  whistle:
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Re: Trouser query
« Reply #34 on: January 07, 2010, 06:58:28 PM »
Perhaps you would be safer wearing a kilt.....  whistle:

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Re: Trouser query
« Reply #35 on: January 08, 2010, 10:17:48 AM »
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Other maimers and killers in the United Kingdom were almost equally surprising. Citing a recent report from the Department of Trade and Industry, Henderson warned Britons to be much more cautious while getting dressed in the morning. The number of folks injured by trousers, socks and tights climbed by almost 1,800 in 1999.

Trouser-related injuries alone climbed to 5,945 -- up from 5,137 --the report warned, accounting for almost five times as many injuries as chain saws during the same time period (1,207). Socks and tights caused 10,773 injuries, up from 9,843. The report said that falls resulting from attempting to dress too quickly were the major source of these injuries, followed closely by messy bedrooms.

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