Stop goading him.
Bear baiting is illegal and rightly so.
You would have to travel a long way to find a better friend.
He'll hate me for saying that but it is true.
No I don't Snoops. That's ded sweet of you like, or did Mrs S tell you to say it?
Call me an ole cynic if you wish.
I'm mainly misunderstood, that's all. I CAN be a very nice creature if you treat me accordingly and don't get on me tits all the time like.