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GROWLER
« on: January 07, 2010, 03:22:48 PM »
He seems in need of therapy. Mrs Growler does needles and other shite stuff,

What can we offer him?I feel a poll coming on  noooo:
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Re: GROWLER
« Reply #1 on: January 07, 2010, 03:27:32 PM »
Before I can make an informed decision I need to know just what Mrs G injects Growler with.
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Re: GROWLER
« Reply #2 on: January 07, 2010, 03:29:42 PM »
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Re: GROWLER
« Reply #3 on: January 07, 2010, 03:32:16 PM »
I'm sure the lovely Mr G just needs some TLC.

Miss C and I have a very exclusive Private medical practice now that is building up quite a healthy waiting list  lol:

Alternatively he just needs to be left alone and not bothered by mere mortals
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Re: GROWLER
« Reply #4 on: January 07, 2010, 03:33:03 PM »
Do you do massage  eyes:
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Re: GROWLER
« Reply #5 on: January 07, 2010, 03:38:13 PM »
Alternatively he just needs to be left alone and not bothered by mere mortals

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« Reply #6 on: January 07, 2010, 04:16:17 PM »
I'm sure the lovely Mr G just needs some TLC.

Miss C and I have a very exclusive Private medical practice now that is building up quite a healthy waiting list  lol:

Alternatively he just needs to be left alone and not bothered by mere mortals

Miss D didn't like to say but in truth we actually have a very unhealthy waiting list, however every one is  healthy and joyous when they leave us though. We are indeed angel1 angel1
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Re: GROWLER
« Reply #7 on: January 07, 2010, 08:16:03 PM »
What can we offer him?I feel a poll coming on  noooo:

You reckon this thread can have aroused him in such a way?

Perhaps a little Nick time is all he needs!

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Re: GROWLER
« Reply #8 on: January 07, 2010, 08:21:01 PM »
Stop goading him.

Bear baiting is illegal and rightly so.

You would have to travel a long way to find a better friend.














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Re: GROWLER
« Reply #9 on: January 07, 2010, 09:28:41 PM »
Stop goading him.

Bear baiting is illegal and rightly so.


My eldest boy once wrote a school dissertation on "Beer Baiting".

I reminded him of this in his 20's when he got involved in CAMRA.  ;D
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Re: GROWLER
« Reply #10 on: January 07, 2010, 09:36:18 PM »
Moved on from alcohol to photography, nice!

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Re: GROWLER
« Reply #11 on: January 08, 2010, 07:04:12 AM »
Moved on from alcohol to photography, nice!

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Re: GROWLER
« Reply #12 on: January 08, 2010, 09:53:20 AM »
Stop goading him.

Bear baiting is illegal and rightly so.

You would have to travel a long way to find a better friend.














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No I don't Snoops. That's ded sweet of you like, or did Mrs S tell you to say it? rubschin:
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I'm mainly misunderstood, that's all. I CAN be a very nice creature if you treat me accordingly and don't get on me tits all the time like. cloud9:

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Re: GROWLER
« Reply #13 on: January 08, 2010, 10:48:07 AM »
I'm mainly misunderstood, that's all. I CAN be a very nice creature if you treat me accordingly and don't get on me tits all the time like. cloud9:

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Re: GROWLER
« Reply #14 on: January 08, 2010, 10:50:27 AM »
 rubschin: