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Top Tip
« on: January 07, 2010, 08:03:26 PM »
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Re: Top Tip
« Reply #1 on: January 07, 2010, 08:08:54 PM »
Mmmmmmm how bad does it have to get before you consider eating any kind of snow  rubschin:
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Re: Top Tip
« Reply #2 on: January 07, 2010, 08:10:35 PM »
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Re: Top Tip
« Reply #3 on: January 07, 2010, 08:19:21 PM »
Food for a slush puppy then  whistle:
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Re: Top Tip
« Reply #4 on: January 07, 2010, 08:22:59 PM »
 evil: I am listening you know.
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Re: Top Tip
« Reply #5 on: January 07, 2010, 08:27:32 PM »
It's that highly tuned hearing of yours - causes all sorts of problems eh  ;)
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Re: Top Tip
« Reply #6 on: January 07, 2010, 08:30:39 PM »
Indeed .... a whistling kettle half a mile away can drive me mad.
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Re: Top Tip
« Reply #7 on: January 07, 2010, 09:40:39 PM »
Indeed .... a whistling kettle half a mile away can drive me mad.



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Re: Top Tip
« Reply #8 on: January 07, 2010, 09:45:29 PM »
He 's certainly got some fine lugs there  ;)
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Re: Top Tip
« Reply #9 on: January 07, 2010, 09:51:11 PM »
That's my cousin Fred .... haven't seen him in years, ever since he moved in with that middle class family in the Daily Mail ~ I got stuck with a bald headed kid and his strange friends. ::)
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Re: Top Tip
« Reply #10 on: January 07, 2010, 09:54:02 PM »
Wondered who'd be the first to spot that


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Re: Top Tip
« Reply #11 on: January 07, 2010, 11:14:50 PM »
That's my cousin Fred .... haven't seen him in years, ever since he moved in with that middle class family in the Daily Mail ~ I got stuck with a bald headed kid and his strange friends. ::)

So BM has been bald all the years you've been with him?  whistle:
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Re: Top Tip
« Reply #12 on: January 08, 2010, 07:51:31 AM »
I couldn't possibly comment
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Re: Top Tip
« Reply #13 on: April 10, 2016, 11:44:57 AM »
When clearing out your  car do take extra care not to throw your passport in the rubbish bin  evil:
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Re: Top Tip
« Reply #14 on: April 10, 2016, 12:01:28 PM »
When clearing out your  car do take extra care not to throw your passport in the rubbish bin  evil:

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