Iris Robinson

[Nick]

So this 60 year old evangelical  highly moral Northern Irish bigot has an affair with a 19 year old toyboy 




WHatever could have possessed him? 

Oh yes, she gave him ?50000 

[Snoopy]

I like the bit that her husband is soooooooooooo devastated by the news that he has to call a press conference to tell the world.

[Miss Demeanour]

But he has forgiven her 

until at least next year when the publicity has died down and he can divorce her quietly and with God's agreement of course 

[Uncle Mort]

She's a dead ringer for a woman who used to work here. (I didn't like her, mean-spirited old cow)

[Darwins Selection]

Was this woman not the MP who stirred up all the anti-gay feeling a while back?

She has clearly just been getting a deeper input on the local community support before it dries up altogether.

[Barman]

Was this woman not the MP who stirred up all the anti-gay feeling a while back?

She has clearly just been getting a deeper input on the local community support before it dries up altogether.

 

Oh Darwin, you are a one! 

[Nick]

Another fine thread hits the gutter 

[Miss Demeanour]

She's a dead ringer for a woman who used to work here. (I didn't like her, mean-spirited old cow)

Did she knock you back ? 

[Uncle Mort]

 NO. The very idea makes me 

[Barman]

NO. The very idea makes me 

She knocked you back...

[Uncle Mort]

Please credit me with some taste.

[Darwins Selection]

Please credit me with some taste.

Remember, one day in your life such an old cow will be a 'younger woman' and may be the only offer you get.

[Nick]

The voice of experience?

[Uncle Mort]

I'd rather go without.

[Nick]

Is it possible she was trying to re enact The Graduate?