Disgusterous

Author Topic: Iris Robinson  (Read 1718 times)

0 Members and 7 Guests are viewing this topic.

Offline Darwins Selection

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 39138
  • Reputation: 6
  • I mostly despair
Re: Iris Robinson
« Reply #15 on: January 08, 2010, 12:34:52 PM »
The voice of experience?

All except the offer-getting part.  sad24:
I mostly despair

Offline GROWLER

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 17808
  • Reputation: 0
Re: Iris Robinson
« Reply #16 on: January 08, 2010, 12:43:14 PM »
50k? rubschin:

mmmmm, I could pay the mortgage off. cloud9:

Anyone got a bin liner for her, and some ear defenders for me?

Offline Darwins Selection

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 39138
  • Reputation: 6
  • I mostly despair
Re: Iris Robinson
« Reply #17 on: January 08, 2010, 02:38:59 PM »
some ear defenders for me?

Probably easier if you got her to take her teeth out.
I mostly despair

Offline Nick

  • Needs to get out more...
  • ******
  • Posts: 108899
  • Reputation: -115
Re: Iris Robinson
« Reply #18 on: January 08, 2010, 02:39:46 PM »
 drumroll:
Warning: May contain Skub
Cat sitter extraordinaire
Semi-professional crocodile

Offline Miss Demeanour

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 36015
  • Reputation: 2
Re: Iris Robinson
« Reply #19 on: January 11, 2010, 09:08:45 AM »
Iris Robinson is in a Belfast hospital receiving psychiatric treatment, her husband, the Northern Ireland first minister, Peter Robinson, said today.

A Democratic Unionist party (DUP) spokesman added that she was receiving treatment from the Belfast Health Trust and said reports she was in a French ski resort were "completely untrue".


As if she would be in France  whistle:
Skubber

Offline Darwins Selection

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 39138
  • Reputation: 6
  • I mostly despair
Re: Iris Robinson
« Reply #20 on: January 11, 2010, 01:37:30 PM »
As if she would be in France  whistle:

Indeed, you only get a hunchback for ?50k out there, not a strapping 19year-old navvy.
I mostly despair

Offline Snoopy

  • Administrator
  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 54191
  • Reputation: 0
  • In the Prime of Senility
Re: Iris Robinson
« Reply #21 on: January 11, 2010, 02:58:53 PM »
French hunchbacks are yours for a drink of water. I thought everyone knew that.
I used to have a handle on life but it broke.

Offline Miss Demeanour

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 36015
  • Reputation: 2
Re: Iris Robinson
« Reply #22 on: January 11, 2010, 03:03:55 PM »
What can I get with a packet of Giant Buttons and a twenty pence piece then  rubschin:
Skubber

Offline Snoopy

  • Administrator
  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 54191
  • Reputation: 0
  • In the Prime of Senility
Re: Iris Robinson
« Reply #23 on: January 11, 2010, 03:05:35 PM »
Silly question
I used to have a handle on life but it broke.

Offline Darwins Selection

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 39138
  • Reputation: 6
  • I mostly despair
Re: Iris Robinson
« Reply #24 on: January 11, 2010, 08:53:41 PM »
I see she is getting a shafting from Panorama as well now.  lol:
I mostly despair

Offline Nick

  • Needs to get out more...
  • ******
  • Posts: 108899
  • Reputation: -115
Re: Iris Robinson
« Reply #25 on: January 11, 2010, 09:04:21 PM »
That will broaden her horizons
Warning: May contain Skub
Cat sitter extraordinaire
Semi-professional crocodile

Offline Barman

  • Administrator
  • Needs to get out more...
  • *****
  • Posts: 153462
  • Reputation: -50
  • Since 1960...
    • Virtual Pub!
Re: Iris Robinson
« Reply #26 on: January 12, 2010, 10:21:47 AM »
Pro Skub  Thumbs: