Quite suprised re ice/snow driving

[GROWLER]

Generally speaking, most driving standards have been fairly good during this new ice age.
A few chavs sliding around acting the tool, most wimmin dawdling along cus there's still a smidging of snow in the center of the road like, but generally, most sheepies have been driving quite responsibly, leaving bags of space for increased braking/stopping and driving at the right sort of speeds for the conditions.
There's hope yet. Well impressed tbh. 

[Nick]

I predict Growler will be driven into by a muppet very shortly 

[GROWLER]

I predict Growler will be driven into by a muppet very shortly 

Young Growler jnr is currently out in my 'fast car' on an errand to get some gaffer tape to fix the sledges.

He's on 'total trust' not to bend it or else.

[Nick]

 

[GROWLER]

He's back.
Went to Halfrauds and encountered a dick 'ed sliding around the car park in his chavved up old Nissan 200SX apparently, much to everyones eye rolling 'amusement'
Only thing missing sadly was him slamming it into the store and bursting into flames.

[Nick]

So anyhoo, how do you mend a sledge with sticky tape? 

[GROWLER]

So anyhoo, how do you mend a sledge with sticky tape?  

Well lets think ey?  

It's cracked, NOT smashed.

It's NOT sticky tape either, it's gaffer/tank/elephant tape. Completely different.

I could plastic weld it, but really can't be arsed tbqath.

[Grumpmeister]

I could plastic weld it, but really can't be arsed tbqath.

You do realise you've just given Nick the idea of using a blowtorch instead of superglue next time he needs to fix something 

[Nick]

I note that the Growlermobile plunged into a ditch later the same day 

[GROWLER]

I note that the Growlermobile plunged into a ditch later the same day  

Just a tad, a smidging of in fact, of an exagerration IF you don't mind me saying so like?  

I SLITHERED into a deep snowdrift due to me exceedingly high standard of thoughtfulness.

WHY do you have to re-arrange and florate...is that a real werd???... my posts ey, WHY?

[Nick]

But how could the lean mean Growler machine with the highly competent Growler at the controls plunge into a ditch?

[GROWLER]

But how could the lean mean Growler machine with the highly competent Growler at the controls plunge into a ditch?

Read me post again....carefully like  ...for a FULL and comprhensive explanation.

Any werds you don't understand, please, don't hesitate to contact me.
I'll make sure me phone's off.

[Nick]

Is your car now held together with gaffa tape?

[GROWLER]

Is your car now held together with gaffa tape?

Time to ignore Nick's  silly posts mode now switched on.

[Nick]

But it must have been damaged, like