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Re: Unidentifiable noises of unknown origin
« Reply #45 on: January 10, 2010, 11:50:10 AM »
Quote from: Nick on January 10, 2010, 11:33:47 AM
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Re: Unidentifiable noises of unknown origin
« Reply #46 on: January 10, 2010, 11:56:41 AM »
The pipe next to it has now burst too  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

AND I CAN'T FIND THE STOPCOCK!! cussing:
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Re: Unidentifiable noises of unknown origin
« Reply #47 on: January 10, 2010, 12:06:33 PM »
Where did you last have it?
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Re: Unidentifiable noises of unknown origin
« Reply #48 on: January 10, 2010, 12:11:39 PM »
If it involves cocks get Mrs Nick over to sort it out ...she will soon bleed it dry  whistle:
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Re: Unidentifiable noises of unknown origin
« Reply #49 on: January 10, 2010, 12:12:26 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on January 10, 2010, 12:11:39 PM
If it involves cocks get Mrs Nick over to sort it out ...she will soon bleed it dry  whistle:

Ouch, that's a bit below the belt.
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Re: Unidentifiable noises of unknown origin
« Reply #50 on: January 10, 2010, 12:18:42 PM »
Miss D,

My lazy cow of a missus wont shift her arse out of bed due to 2 nights of boozing.

I am expected to put a new curtain rail up, go to Morrisons, iron et al whilst looking after the three nippers.

I have done the usual man moaning, played the guilt card (be nice for the kids to see their mother) to no avail.

Please please please could you loan me a put down as comprehensive as the one above?

Many thanks,

Mr H
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Re: Unidentifiable noises of unknown origin
« Reply #51 on: January 10, 2010, 12:20:20 PM »
Quote from: tel on January 10, 2010, 12:12:26 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on January 10, 2010, 12:11:39 PM
If it involves cocks get Mrs Nick over to sort it out ...she will soon bleed it dry  whistle:

Ouch, that's a bit below the belt.

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Re: Unidentifiable noises of unknown origin
« Reply #52 on: January 10, 2010, 12:22:10 PM »
Quote from: Nick on January 10, 2010, 11:56:41 AM
The pipe next to it has now burst too  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

AND I CAN'T FIND THE STOPCOCK!! cussing:

It'll be in the last place you look, mark my werds like...  whistle:
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Re: Unidentifiable noises of unknown origin
« Reply #53 on: January 10, 2010, 12:22:53 PM »
Quote from: Mr Happy on January 10, 2010, 12:18:42 PM
Miss D,

My lazy cow of a missus wont shift her arse out of bed due to 2 nights of boozing.

I am expected to put a new curtain rail up, go to Morrisons, iron et al whilst looking after the three nippers.

I have done the usual man moaning, played the guilt card (be nice for the kids to see their mother) to no avail.

Please please please could you loan me a put down as comprehensive as the one above?

Many thanks,

Mr H

Don't think I am that brave Mr H  scared2:
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Re: Unidentifiable noises of unknown origin
« Reply #54 on: January 10, 2010, 12:23:22 PM »
I mended a burst pipe at 0500 hrs this morning ~ Easy (if you know how)  whistle:
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Re: Unidentifiable noises of unknown origin
« Reply #55 on: January 10, 2010, 12:26:30 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on January 10, 2010, 12:23:22 PM
I mended a burst pipe at 0500 hrs this morning ~ Easy (if you know how)  whistle:

DO NOT TELL HIM HOW TO FFS, or we'll all die. eeek:
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Re: Unidentifiable noises of unknown origin
« Reply #56 on: January 10, 2010, 02:09:52 PM »
I found the main stopcock earlier but the outhouse extension is on a separate supply. I finally found it behind the fooking washing machine. I have been drenched for hours  sad32:
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Re: Unidentifiable noises of unknown origin
« Reply #57 on: January 10, 2010, 02:37:44 PM »
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Is the Snoopy and Growler tag team going to come round and help you fix it
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Re: Unidentifiable noises of unknown origin
« Reply #58 on: January 10, 2010, 02:39:15 PM »
No, I will get a MAN in tomorrow like  ::)
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Re: Unidentifiable noises of unknown origin
« Reply #59 on: January 10, 2010, 03:49:29 PM »
Quote from: Nick on January 10, 2010, 02:39:15 PM
No, I will get a MAN in tomorrow like  ::)

Yes, I doubt if the local plumbers have any werk on at the moment!  point:
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