Miss D,
My lazy cow of a missus wont shift her arse out of bed due to 2 nights of boozing.
I am expected to put a new curtain rail up, go to Morrisons, iron et al whilst looking after the three nippers.
I have done the usual man moaning, played the guilt card (be nice for the kids to see their mother) to no avail.
Please please please could you loan me a put down as comprehensive as the one above?
Many thanks,
Mr H