Unidentifiable noises of unknown origin

[Nick]

Got any spare water Nick?  We are in dire need down here 

Drink collapso

[Pastis]

Collapso might well enter the equation 
It's getting very neighbourly and a bit like camping as the residents to and fro to the stand pipe exchanging curses against TW 

[Nick]

I can hear the sound of gunfire from nearby  . Sounds like shotguns 

Don't want to go and investigate 

[GROWLER]

I can hear the sound of gunfire from nearby  . Sounds like shotguns 

Don't want to go and investigate 

Firing range on the marshes you great tit.

[Nick]

Not normally on a Friday 

[GROWLER]

Not normally on a Friday  

Well p'raps they are catching up on missed sessions due to the dire and previously never before experienced dangerously severe unprecedented unbelievably atrocious weather you've obviously been severly suffering from over there in your desperate 'micro climate'.   

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

I can hear the sound of gunfire from nearby  . Sounds like shotguns 

Don't want to go and investigate 

Drive by shootings!

[Snoopy]

Too much collapso last night and rice crispies for brekky I expect