Worst place to get chatted up

[Miss Demeanour]

I have just returned from the gym   - I have gone many times since joining at Crimbo and am thoroughly enjoying it. I have also lost 5 lbs in just over a week   - so even if I don't lose any more or never return to the gym again - this week I am happy

However after just coming off the running machine today, looking like a steamed beetroot and dripping in 'moisture' I crawled to the water dispenser . Whilst topping up supplies some blokey siddles up ......

" I have not seen you here before" ( translation I have been through all the other women   )

To which I politely replied that I had only joined 2 weeks ago

" Well if you need any help or to show you how things work I would gladly help " ( not wearing staff T shirt or ID so dismiss as one of those personal trainers and understand he is trying the old I can improve your putting technique , now let me just put my arms around you to show you how to hold the stick   )

I said that was fine I think I understand how most things work  

"When are you in again - would you like to train together " he then says     ( mmmm choose not to clarify what that meant )

Said I wasn't sure but thanked him for the offer

" Would you like to go for a drink sometime then " he persists

I am standing by the water dispenser with a mouth like Ghandi's flip flop - of course I want a drink  

He must have some kind of perverse fetish for exhausted, sweaty , heavy breathing women who cannot speak much because they are actually dying  

Sicko

[Just One More]

He must have some kind of perverse fetish for exhausted, sweaty , heavy breathing women or cannot speak much because they are actually dying 

Sicko

You say that like it's a bad thing 

Congratulations on the weight loss

[tel]

At the gym I go to the females generally fall into 3 categories

 - young thin/aneroxic almost transparent, no one goes near them

 - old large who eye up the younger and not so young males, especially the staff ( they often behave like giggling schoolgirsl, the customers not the staff), younger males find somewhere to hide

 - extremely fit/attractive 30s /40s who the males are too scared/intimidated to approach

[Pirate]

At the gym I go to the females generally fall into 3 categories

 - young thin/aneroxic almost transparent, no one goes near them

 - old large who eye up the younger and not so young males, especially the staff ( they often behave like giggling schoolgirsl, the customers not the staff), younger males find somewhere to hide

 - extremely fit/attractive 30s /40s who the males are too scared/intimidated to approach

Which catagory are you in Miss D? 

[Miss Demeanour]

I wouldn't put myself in any of those categories 

But there are some women there who you just want to say stop exercising immediately and go an eat something  .

There is indeed a group of females that dress and parade for attention - there was a woman yesterday - she was extremely attractive , slim with a voluptuous chest and she had on the skimpiest of tops and even that had to reveal her lacy blue bra. Her chesticles were pushed together so tight I was surprised she could even breathe. Suffice it to say she would get on a machine , use it slightly for a minute or so and then get off - wouldn't want to break into a sweat now , that would look unattractive  . But it was quite funny to watch the blokes doing their meer cat impressions and watching her wherever she went 

[Snoopy]

  Not for the first time I am thinking there is money to be made out of "Wimmin Only" gyms ........... It works for taxi companies. 

[Just One More]

They have them around here, so I would imagine there are many others around

[Pirate]

  But isn't that the reason women go to the gym...to get chatted up 

 

[Snoopy]

Not sure .... some wimmin certainly do but local leisure centre has wimmin only evenings as does at least one of the swimming pools and they are always packed out.

[Miss Demeanour]

 But isn't that the reason women go to the gym...to get chatted up  

 

Of course - that's why they encourage you to wear skin tight clothes and pant heavily - just to turn the boys on /off 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

I have a cunning business plan forming in my mind care to join me Miss D?

[Miss Demeanour]

Ooohhh what are we going to be doing Miss C - I trust you completely 

[Nick]

Maybe he has got a thing about bright red sweating wimmin. Clearly you are just his type. It takes all sorts.

[Darwins Selection]

Not for the first time I am thinking there is money to be made out of "Wimmin Only" gyms ........... It works for taxi companies. 

Taxi drivers are either Asian or 20 stone, pie-munching Brits. How does that promote gyms?

[Snoopy]

Wimmin only taxi companies have proved that wimmin will use such exclusive services~ by extension it follows that wimmin prefer the "safety" of services provided by wimmin for wimmin .....ie those that exclude men.

I am never sure when you are correcting an ambiguous post, taking the p*ss or really not getting the point that I have tried, perhaps poorly, to make. As a consequence I grow wary of offering explanations. Perhaps we could work out a system of signs you could deploy.