Worst place to get chatted up

[Nick]

Are you bright red and sweating? 

[Miss Demeanour]

I am going to soak in a bath 

[Uncle Mort]

Shouldn't you be working?

[Miss Demeanour]

I started work at 6 .....worked to lunch , had a 2  hr lunch break and then will do a couple of hours this afternoon ...is that ok Sir 

[Uncle Mort]

You've popped home then. 

[Miss Demeanour]

Working at home today 

[tel]

I have just come back from a lunchtime session with a personal trainer  - I may never walk again 

So you're now paying someone to punish you?

[Just One More]

I have just come back from a lunchtime session with a personal trainer  - I may never walk again 

Are those emoticons the right way round? 

[Miss Demeanour]

Sadly so 

[tel]

I can't afford to pay for it, so I have to take myself in hand. 

[Miss Demeanour]

So you're now paying someone to punish you?

No, it was a free session and then you decide if you want to continue and they work up a program for you etc.

I'm afraid Rock Hard Ray will be will be without my company in future tho 

[Barman]

I can't afford to pay for it, so I have to take myself in hand. 

[Uncle Mort]

Rock Hard Ray

 

[Nick]

Uncle beat me to it! 

[Miss Demeanour]

You can use the term hard without it referring to a penis you know 

I was of course referring to his upper body ....