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Pastis
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Kicked in the ribs
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January 12, 2010, 05:50:18 PM »
The new year's bout of 'flu has left me with a cough which just won't go away. I must have coughed so much the other night that I might have pulled a muscle or something ~ feels like someone's kicked me in the ribs down the right hand side
Every little cough, and arghhhhh me ribs
. I might OD on Benylin tonight
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Miss Demeanour
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Re: Kicked in the ribs
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January 12, 2010, 05:55:43 PM »
Ouch - poor you
What can we do to help , apart from not making you laugh which shouldn't be too much of a problem.
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Skubber
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Re: Kicked in the ribs
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January 12, 2010, 06:02:04 PM »
Ribs can break during severe coughing...apparently, so me owld gran used to say.
Not nice Pasties, not nice at all.
Get betterer very quickly.
Gentle man 'ugs, Growler.
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Pastis
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Re: Kicked in the ribs
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January 12, 2010, 06:17:28 PM »
The idea of man hugs from the bear ...
, but the thought's appreciated, ta!
The usual anaesthetic seems to be working
, that, combined with a swig or three of Benylin should see me into the land of nod later.
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Snoopy
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Re: Kicked in the ribs
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January 12, 2010, 06:32:36 PM »
Well that clears up a mystery from another thread.
Hard luck old boy. Hope it clears up soon.
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Pastis
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Re: Kicked in the ribs
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January 12, 2010, 07:47:45 PM »
I take heart in that old couplet:
It won't be the cough that sees you off,
But the coffin they carry you off in.
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Miss Demeanour
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January 12, 2010, 07:51:23 PM »
We'll have less of that talk young man
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Re: Kicked in the ribs
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January 12, 2010, 07:58:10 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on January 12, 2010, 07:51:23 PM
We'll have less of that talk
young man
Ooooh!
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