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The ageing process
« on: January 15, 2010, 02:33:22 PM »
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"You are old, Father William," the young man said,
"And your hair has become very white;

I discovered last evening that I am indeed grown old.

I took the boys to their swimming class as SWWLTBO and the THW were at a college event (THW being presented with smurftifkate for "Exceptional Performance in GCSEs" ~ She got 98% in Geology .... highest score in Wales apparently).

Many of the instructors at the club are young wimmin (Gals really) and they have a "uniform" which they have to wear over their swimsuits. Said uniform is a blue polo shirt and a pair of shorts (very short shorts). Now this is a very hands on swimming class, unlike many where the instructors stand on the edge and bellow at the learners these gals get in the water with the kids. It is a lechers paradise. All nubile 16 and 17 year olds in wet shirts and shorts are running about the place. Several came over to speak to me, dripped on me and generally flaunted themselves. I visibly enjoyed that bit  redface:
Then I discovered that they are all classmates of the THW  Banghead
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Re: The aging process
« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2010, 02:34:56 PM »
You are now officially a dirt old man and I claim my ?5  razz:

See also: NIck's visit to Gerls' Skool yesterday  redface:
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Re: The aging process
« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2010, 02:35:57 PM »
I know mate ~ It's a bugger ain't it.

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Re: The aging process
« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2010, 02:37:11 PM »
I still feel 18 inside, but the mirror tells a different story  sad24:
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Re: The aging process
« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2010, 02:39:24 PM »
Same here.  cry:

I feel like an 18 year old  (but she turned me down)

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Re: The ageing process
« Reply #5 on: January 15, 2010, 02:41:50 PM »
Well done pub dog!!
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Re: The ageing process
« Reply #6 on: January 15, 2010, 02:42:21 PM »
 redface: Spell check doesn't work on thread titles  redface:
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Re: The ageing process
« Reply #7 on: January 15, 2010, 08:28:32 PM »
At our age, the percentage of the female population that is acceptable has been maximised  eyes:
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