I can see who texts my mobile and ignore them if I wish but when the house phone rings someone is always going to pick it up.
Anyway maybe now the message will get through.
For the avoidance of doubt.
NICK ~ I like you as a mate, am happy to have a drink and a laugh with you but I don't care what part of the country you are in at any given moment.
Yea me too, but not too sure about 'the mate' bit. 
To be fair he can be amusing company ..... if embarrassing when there are females around....... Having to pick the carpet fluff off his tongue, push his eyeballs back in, that sort of thing.
Oh yes, and i do enjoy ripping into him on the odd occassion.
He's most excellent BEAR fodder.
Total and utter balm CAKE though, but he really does get right on my tits sometimes....amongst many other things, apparently, alledgedly, sometimes it seems.
