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Happy Now...?
« on: January 16, 2010, 02:06:42 PM »
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It is that same as those among you who insist that they are Mr Soandso. Mr is a title awarded by others out of respect for you. It is not and should never be a title you assume for yourself. I never announce myself as Mr.  When asked for my name I give it.

It's not my fault, blame Roger Hargreaves, I like my big yellow smiley face!

If I were not Mr I'd merely be "happy" as a statement, such consistency could only be acquired through the use of hardcore drugs.

Alternatively I could add a ? but that would mean I was being confrontational, suggesting the World was causing me many ills.  This is nearer the truth but in the brief moments in which I was happy rather than asking "happy?"  it would cause much confusion.

May I continue to be "Mr Happy"?  I'm not suggesting I've earned the title but I'm not sure who the judge actually is.  I do not spit, nor swear in front of children or generally in public, I pay my own way and generally 'do unto others...'

Many thanks...


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Re: Happy Now...?
« Reply #1 on: January 16, 2010, 02:17:17 PM »
If we start stripping our titles away like that then I would just be demeanor  - how meaningless would my life be then  eeek:

I'm quite happy to call you Mr Happy , Mr Happy
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Re: Happy Now...?
« Reply #2 on: January 16, 2010, 02:20:12 PM »
A loss of your title would be, in my humble opinion, demeaning!

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Re: Happy Now...?
« Reply #3 on: January 16, 2010, 02:28:53 PM »
A stripped Miss would not be advisable  noooo:
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Re: Happy Now...?
« Reply #4 on: January 16, 2010, 02:31:10 PM »
A loss of your title would be, in my humble opinion, demeaning!


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I'm happy to continue with Mr. Happy and Miss Demeanor....

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Re: Happy Now...?
« Reply #5 on: January 16, 2010, 02:32:09 PM »
No it would make you sound almost grown up
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Re: Happy Now...?
« Reply #6 on: January 16, 2010, 02:39:48 PM »
I think the words following "excuse me Mr Barman" would involve the word slate...

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Re: Happy Now...?
« Reply #7 on: January 16, 2010, 02:41:08 PM »
Mr Barman  rubschin:

Mmmm doesn't have the right ring abut it  noooo:

What about 'Oi' - much more respectful  whistle:
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Re: Happy Now...?
« Reply #8 on: January 16, 2010, 02:42:34 PM »
Could just wave a fiver to attract his attention.

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Re: Happy Now...?
« Reply #9 on: January 16, 2010, 02:54:38 PM »
I think the words following "excuse me Mr Barman" would involve the word slate...

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Re: Happy Now...?
« Reply #10 on: January 16, 2010, 04:41:15 PM »
Read what I said again ~ forget your prejudices and try to understand. No gentleman would ever call himself Mr. It is an honorary title bestowed out of respect by others.

Mr Happy is being silly as he has taken the title from a cartoon character and that has nothing to do with my post. Miss D has nothing to worry about because it is and always has been acceptable for women to state their status be that Miss or Mrs.

Of course if you wish to deliberately misunderstand I can only repeat that which I have stated so often in the past. There is nothing clever nor funny about pretend stupidity.
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Re: Happy Now...?
« Reply #11 on: January 16, 2010, 06:36:06 PM »
Me don't pretend to be stoopid  ;)

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Re: Happy Now...?
« Reply #12 on: January 16, 2010, 07:32:16 PM »
Me don't pretend to be stoopid  ;)

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Re: Happy Now...?
« Reply #13 on: January 16, 2010, 11:17:28 PM »
What would you think of Mr. Barman?  rubschin:

Mr Baldymort has a slightly better ring to it.  whistle:
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Re: Happy Now...?
« Reply #14 on: January 17, 2010, 07:11:08 AM »
What would you think of Mr. Barman?  rubschin:

Mr Baldymort has a slightly better ring to it.  whistle:

Sir Baldymort...?  rubschin:
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