With any luck we'll all get a little peace for a couple of days
Unless you like getting woken with stupid messages saying "I seem to be in Liverpool" or "I can see a fooking cow from the train window" that is ~ in which case you may miss him.
So far, so good, apart from the usual shite message while I was trying to eat me tea last night...."I seem to be in Coventry".
I mean, WHO actually gives a fook ey, WHO, I ask? 
WTF is it all about? Does ANYBODY actually know....or even remotely give a flying turd or even slightly care, ey, do they?
Coventry, no doubt with it's own micro climate too, not bloody far enough away I say. 
For reasons known only to himself he took to sending these texts to my home phone. Now since a normal home phone will not deliver texts BT have a system called "Voice Text" which means that your house phone rings, waking everybody, and an automated voice says "You have been sent a voice text by telephone number xxxxx xxxxxx ...... Message reads 'The fookin train is broken I can see a lot of cows' ..... end of message".
This sort of nonsense has hauled me from my bed at all hours. He may have sent it at a sensible time but BT deliver it when they get round to it. Of course whoever picks up the house phone gets this crap ..... so far it has been Me, My wife, and all three children.
It is one thing to send messages to someone via their mobile when there is a reasonable chance that the intended recipient will be the one who answers but to the family telephone? ..... Totally out of order in my very annoyed opinion particularly since few of the messages do not contain profanity. What he thinks is funny, "Fookin" for example, may look OK on his little screen and in his little mind but announced to my 8 year old by a BT voice it is unacceptable.
Hopefully blowing my top recently has put a stop to it because polite requests didn't.
