The bizarre world of trainers

[GROWLER]

I remember having an almighty barney with my eldest lad when he was 13 back in '87, insisting on a pair of 'Black Knight' pumps.
75 bloody snotters...seventy bloody FIVE!

His mother caved in and bought them without any contribution from me whatsoever.

They lasted 3 months before being binned in tatters.
Oh just how much did I chortle ey?

[Barman]

Excellent!   Asda on Sunday it is  .  They have a caff too, or we could nip over to Maccy D's 

I like your thinking!  

Cheap pair of Plimsolls from 'George', a mahoosive bottle of 'Asda Red' and off to Maccy D's for lunch!

[GROWLER]

Excellent!   Asda on Sunday it is  .  They have a caff too, or we could nip over to Maccy D's 

I like your thinking!  

Cheap pair of Plimsolls from 'George', a mahoosive bottle of 'Asda Red' and off to Maccy D's for lunch!

Please get it right. PUMPS! 

[Miss Demeanour]

This seems to have the eye of Miss D

http://www.soletrader.co.uk/pages/product/product.asp?prod=DFRDAPSG&ctgry=Brands_soletrader_DUFFER&sSiteName=soletrader&cookie_test=1

They are disgusterous and should only be worn by Kermit wannabees 

[Pastis]

Perhaps we could do Swop Personal Shopper 

[Barman]

Perhaps we could do Swop Personal Shopper 

 

What would you give me for LL...?

[Nick]

?5. Post her over freight class and put a mop in the box

[Pastis]

Perhaps we could do Swop Personal Shopper 

 

What would you give me for LL...?

Would she make a good Personal Shopper then ?

[Barman]

?5. Post her over freight class and put a mop in the box

Am I bid ?.50??

[Barman]

Perhaps we could do Swop Personal Shopper 

 

What would you give me for LL...?

Would she make a good Personal Shopper then ?

Oh yes...

[Pastis]

Perhaps we could do Swop Personal Shopper 

 

What would you give me for LL...?

Would she make a good Personal Shopper then ?

Oh yes...

Can she do Virtual Personal Shopping?  I wouldn't want to bother her coming over just for a pair of 10 quid pumps, like.

[Barman]

Perhaps we could do Swop Personal Shopper 

 

What would you give me for LL...?

Would she make a good Personal Shopper then ?

Oh yes...

Can she do Virtual Personal Shopping?  I wouldn't want to bother her coming over just for a pair of 10 quid pumps, like.

Um, she's not great on 'tintermong.... 

[Miss Demeanour]

I have a friend who hates shopping . She texts me things she wants and when I am out I send her photos on the mobile of things that may fit the bill- if she likes I buy and she reimburses  

[Pastis]

I have a friend who hates shopping . She texts me things she wants and when I am out I send her photos on the mobile of things that may fit the bill- if she likes I buy and she reimburses  

The last pair of trainers I bought was in a sale in Covent Garden; could do same again + lunch   

And no, it wasn't circa 1980 

[Barman]

I have a friend who hates shopping . She texts me things she wants and when I am out I send her photos on the mobile of things that may fit the bill- if she likes I buy and she reimburses  

The last pair of trainers I bought was in a sale in Covent Garden; could do same again + lunch   

And no, it wasn't circa 1980 

There is a mahoosive shoe shop in Pafos (Miss D knows it)... they sell cheap Chinese imports... presumably from the same sweat shops that make Nike and stuff... I buy my trainers from there and throw them away when they are dirty...