The bizarre world of trainers

[Miss Demeanour]

Or when the velcro tabs stop sticking 

[Barman]

Or when the velcro tabs stop sticking 

[Pastis]

There is a mahoosive shoe shop in Pafos (Miss D knows it)... they sell cheap Chinese imports... presumably from the same sweat shops that make Nike and stuff... I buy my trainers from there and throw them away when they are dirty...

Aha,... you're down wiv da Box Fresh Posse then BM 

I could wait until March when I'll be in HK and I reckon I can beat your dirt cheap price 

[Barman]

There is a mahoosive shoe shop in Pafos (Miss D knows it)... they sell cheap Chinese imports... presumably from the same sweat shops that make Nike and stuff... I buy my trainers from there and throw them away when they are dirty...

Aha,... you're down wiv da Box Fresh Posse then BM 

I could wait until March when I'll be in HK and I reckon I can beat your dirt cheap price 

Size 42 please - no flash colours... 

[Miss Demeanour]

But he does like the Lightning Bolt down the side and they have to light up when he walks / limps 

[Barman]

But he does like the Lightning Bolt down the side and they have to light up when he walks / limps 

Yes... and if they could sound an alarm when I fall off a ladder that would be a bonus... 

[Pastis]

But he does like the Lightning Bolt down the side and they have to light up when he walks / limps 

Shall I get him a pair of those Roller ones?  

[Miss Demeanour]

Do they not do paint pod trainers  instead ???

[Barman]

But he does like the Lightning Bolt down the side and they have to light up when he walks / limps 

Shall I get him a pair of those Roller ones?  

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! 

[Pastis]

But he does like the Lightning Bolt down the side and they have to light up when he walks / limps 

Shall I get him a pair of those Roller ones?  

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! 

Right. Size 42, Orange flash down the side 

[Miss Demeanour]

 

and a silk suit for Sir perhaps 

[Barman]

But he does like the Lightning Bolt down the side and they have to light up when he walks / limps 

Shall I get him a pair of those Roller ones?  

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! 

Right. Size 42, Orange flash down the side 

And left... 

[Pirate]

Miss D...You just need a pair of cross trainers. And before anyone states the obvious, no, I dont mean angry

[Barman]

Miss D...You just need a pair of cross trainers. And before anyone states the obvious, no, I dont mean angry

You do realise that you are supposed to leave the obvious open on here don't you...? 

[Pastis]

and a silk suit for Sir perhaps 

It's amazing what they can run up in 24 hours