Welcome Back BARMAN

[Nick]

I see he is online!

[Barman]

I am here! 

I have (cough, splutter) hacked (snigger) a connection from my hospital bed?

Only 24K dial-up so won?t stay for long but thought I would check-in on you all?

Landlady will probably give you an update but they wouldn?t let me out today ? perhaps tomorrow or Wednesday.

Laptop PC?s are shite ? neither will play the DVD?s that Landlady brought in for me ? I am sooooooooo fucking bored!

Thanks for all your kind words of support ? I can?t read them all at the moment as this connection is so slow but I do really appreciate your concern ? I will try again later and see if I can get connected a bit faster.

Cheers for now. 

PS You, um might find the beer to be a bit, um strong while I am away ? be careful. 

[Darwins Selection]

I am here! 

I have (cough, splutter) hacked (snigger) a connection from my hospital bed?

Only 24K dial-up so won?t stay for long but thought I would check-in on you all?

Landlady will probably give you an update but they wouldn?t let me out today ? perhaps tomorrow or Wednesday.

Laptop PC?s are shite ? neither will play the DVD?s that Landlady brought in for me ? I am sooooooooo fucking bored!

Thanks for all your kind words of support ? I can?t read them all at the moment as this connection is so slow but I do really appreciate your concern ? I will try again later and see if I can get connected a bit faster.

Cheers for now. 

PS You, um might find the beer to be a bit, um strong while I am away ? be careful. 

Can I have your model train collection if you don't make it?


Get well soon

[Nick]

Those nurses must be nice.  

[Darwins Selection]

Those nurses must be nice.  

Sponge bath special?

[Barman]

I?m afraid I am likely to survive (vultures or not) so the train set remains in the loft I?m afraid? 

The nurses are lovely ? a mixture of English, German, and um other races ? all speak English though? No bed or sponge baths have been offered but Landlady isnsisted on taking my wallet home with her so I?m not really very well fixed for ?extras? although Mandy brings me a nice clean pair of PJ?s every day ? I?m assuming the nurses fight over the used ones? 

[Nick]

Peter Mandelson has taken up nursing?

And I thought he was heading for the House of Lords (the little toerag)

[Barman]

Peter Mandelson has taken up nursing?

And I thought he was heading for the House of Lords (the little toerag)

[Landlady]

Oh you sneaky little Barman you . . . . . .  here's me running my cute little butt ragged and at your request dragging in your other laptop so you could play you DVD's and it was all a RUSE to get back to the pub. . . . . . Now now now you don't want me telling the doctor (who) that you're mixing alcohol with those antibiotics do you? Perhaps I need to suggest to those nice nurses (us girls always stay together you know) you are given a LARGE enema to clear the blockages you are currently still experiencing - tee hee!

Anyway welcome back Mr.  Barman and hail the return of the mighty leader etc etc, barf barf

Glad to see from the valued offers of the barpersons to 'lick me into shape' that there are some gentlemen in the audiance conducting appropriate oral hygenie   

What do you lot think of the avatar?

[Snoopy]

Oh you sneaky little Barman you . . . . . .  here's me running my cute little butt ragged and at your request dragging in your other laptop so you could play you DVD's and it was all a RUSE to get back to the pub. . . . . . Now now now you don't want me telling the doctor (who) that you're mixing alcohol with those antibiotics do you? Perhaps I need to suggest to those nice nurses (us girls always stay together you know) you are given a LARGE enema to clear the blockages you are currently still experiencing - tee hee!

Anyway welcome back Mr.  Barman and hail the return of the mighty leader etc etc, barf barf

Glad to see from the valued offers of the barpersons to 'lick me into shape' that there are some gentlemen in the audiance conducting appropriate oral hygenie   

What do you lot think of the avatar?

What a nice lady this is ~ I like the cut of her jib.
Not so sure about the avatar, though I suppose it is appropriate as a traditional Landlady.

[ice and a slice]

Welcome back barman!!

Sorry to hear you were poorly.  I look forward to your legendary grumping again.

[Barman]

Welcome back barman!!

Sorry to hear you were poorly.  I look forward to your legendary grumping again.

Thanks I&S, still in the hospice ? hopefully out tomorrow or Wednesday if those naughty nurses let me go? 

[Barman]

Oh you sneaky little Barman you . . . . . .  here's me running my cute little butt ragged and at your request dragging in your other laptop so you could play you DVD's and it was all a RUSE to get back to the pub. . . . . . Now now now you don't want me telling the doctor (who) that you're mixing alcohol with those antibiotics do you? Perhaps I need to suggest to those nice nurses (us girls always stay together you know) you are given a LARGE enema to clear the blockages you are currently still experiencing - tee hee!

Anyway welcome back Mr.  Barman and hail the return of the mighty leader etc etc, barf barf

Glad to see from the valued offers of the barpersons to 'lick me into shape' that there are some gentlemen in the audiance conducting appropriate oral hygenie   

What do you lot think of the avatar?

Um, I was just testing, yes, testing while I retrieved my e-mails? and I?ve just watched The Big Lebowski? 

No doubt Wenchy will tear mt to bits for comma usage ? just remember I?m ill okay?

[Barman]

For some reason I expected my karma to improve while I was (cough) literally knocking on death?s door over here? 

[Nick]

No chance