Welcome Back BARMAN

[ice and a slice]

For some reason I expected my karma to improve while I was (cough) literally knocking on death?s door over here? 

It did start to improve when Barlady was in control but reverted back when you took over.  Wonder why?? 

[Barman]

No chance

I smite you!

Also, the nice nurses say I won?t get better (cough) if my on-line karma is not improved ? I?m expecting an immediate improvement? please? 

[Bar Wench]

That is called emotional blackmail!

I smite you for it!

[Darwins Selection]

That is called emotional blackmail!

More like they connected his enema to the wrong end.

[Barman]

That is called emotional blackmail!

I smite you for it!

Cough, thanks, splutter? I smite you too? nice nurses now say I can?t come home ?til Thursday? 

[Bar Wench]

Noooooo. 

What on earth is wrong with you? Surely the antibiotics have cleared it up by now?


I miss you. 

[Barman]

Noooooo. 

What on earth is wrong with you? Surely the antibiotics have cleared it up by now?


I miss you. 

Oh poor you? 

Doctor says it is some bizarre viral infection in my lungs (which antibiotics obviously can?t touch but are there I think for secondary infection).

I?m actually feeling much better today and am quite positive about Thursday but am still on intravenous antibiotics and steroids plus a cocktail of other drugs? Figured that rushing home wasn?t a brilliant idea and another couple of days with my feet up might be good? 

I?m missing you too! 

[Darwins Selection]

Noooooo. 

What on earth is wrong with you? Surely the antibiotics have cleared it up by now?


I miss you. 

Oh poor you? 

Doctor says it is some bizarre viral infection in my lungs (which antibiotics obviously can?t touch but are there I think for secondary infection).

I?m actually feeling much better today and am quite positive about Thursday but am still on intravenous antibiotics and steroids plus a cocktail of other drugs? Figured that rushing home wasn?t a brilliant idea and another couple of days with my feet up might be good? 

I?m missing you too! 

  Sounds like Polonium to me.

Anyone seen Olga?

[Barman]

Noooooo. 

What on earth is wrong with you? Surely the antibiotics have cleared it up by now?


I miss you. 

Oh poor you? 

Doctor says it is some bizarre viral infection in my lungs (which antibiotics obviously can?t touch but are there I think for secondary infection).

I?m actually feeling much better today and am quite positive about Thursday but am still on intravenous antibiotics and steroids plus a cocktail of other drugs? Figured that rushing home wasn?t a brilliant idea and another couple of days with my feet up might be good? 

I?m missing you too! 

  Sounds like Polonium to me.

Anyone seen Olga?

Bloody hell, you could be right Darwin! 

Where is Olga??? 

[Olga]

Hello Boys, and so sorry to the Mister Barman is not so well. I think you need some of Landlady's Chicken soup to put some colour back in your cheekies.
As for you Mister D! Casting nasturtiums on my reputation - you naughty boy. You want spanking I think.

Anyways, this Poloni enema is very serious. I hope Lugovoi stays back in Moskva - you don't want him back in UK, believe me. I had big probs with visa trying to get out of St Petersburg; they didn't want to let me go, but i manage to explain that my missionary position in UK is much important and appreciates by many people, so after big discussions, I am free agent again.

By the way, Powder Place is good idea. We can have nice girly room away from big man's thing, yes?

[Berek]

OK

[ice and a slice]

Hello Boys, and so sorry to the Mister Barman is not so well. I think you need some of Landlady's Chicken soup to put some colour back in your cheekies.
As for you Mister D! Casting nasturtiums on my reputation - you naughty boy. You want spanking I think.

Anyways, this Poloni enema is very serious. I hope Lugovoi stays back in Moskva - you don't want him back in UK, believe me. I had big probs with visa trying to get out of St Petersburg; they didn't want to let me go, but i manage to explain that my missionary position in UK is much important and appreciates by many people, so after big discussions, I am free agent again.

By the way, Powder Place is good idea. We can have nice girly room away from big man's thing, yes?

 

Olga you're great!!!

[Nick]

Hello Boys, and so sorry to the Mister Barman is not so well. I think you need some of Landlady's Chicken soup to put some colour back in your cheekies.
As for you Mister D! Casting nasturtiums on my reputation - you naughty boy. You want spanking I think.

Anyways, this Poloni enema is very serious. I hope Lugovoi stays back in Moskva - you don't want him back in UK, believe me. I had big probs with visa trying to get out of St Petersburg; they didn't want to let me go, but i manage to explain that my missionary position in UK is much important and appreciates by many people, so after big discussions, I am free agent again.

By the way, Powder Place is good idea. We can have nice girly room away from big man's thing, yes?

I fear Desmond Bore may see this and reactivate himself (Dot permitting, obviously)

[Landlady]

Figured that rushing home wasn?t a brilliant idea and another couple of days with my feet up might be good? 

Bastardo  To coin to Nicket phrase

[Landlady]

Figured that rushing home wasn?t a brilliant idea and another couple of days with my feet up might be good? 

Bastardo  To coin to Nicket phrase

Sorry repeat correctly spelt this time - Bastardo  To coin a Nick'et phrase!
I have smote you and that's only a tste of what you'll get when you're home again   (JOKING!)