I am on a two day training course - today being the last day
It is eternally and death defyingly boring
Not helped by the wanker ratio
There is one particular individual , who if he makes it through today, should count himself as extremely lucky. He is the most jumped up , arrogant, pretentious prick I have met in a long time.
He turned up yesterday in a Ralph Lauren Polo shirt - primrose yellow , short sleeves of course. He rates himself as a bit of looker, which when he was born may have been the case but 30 odd years on and the over inflation of his ego has severely affected his warped reality.
For the whole day yesterday he had the collar of his Polo shirt turned . If his precious little neck was cold then put a feckin jumper on . Would have been preferrable anyway as the nipples from his man boobs were proving an equally disgusterous distraction.