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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Why have your collar up
« on: January 28, 2010, 08:41:47 AM »
I am on a two day training course - today being the last day  sleep021

It is eternally and death defyingly boring  evil:

Not helped by the wanker ratio  Banghead

There is one particular individual , who if he makes it through today, should count himself as extremely lucky. He is the most jumped up , arrogant, pretentious prick I have met in a long time.

He turned up yesterday in a Ralph Lauren Polo shirt - primrose yellow , short sleeves of course. He rates himself as a bit of looker, which when he was born may have been the case but 30 odd years on and the over inflation of his ego has severely affected his warped reality.

For the whole day yesterday he had the collar of his Polo shirt turned . If his precious little neck was cold then put a feckin jumper on . Would have been preferrable anyway as the nipples from his man  boobs were proving an equally disgusterous distraction.

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Re: Why have your collar up
« Reply #1 on: January 28, 2010, 08:48:34 AM »
Bad and wrong...  noooo:
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Why have your collar up
« Reply #2 on: January 28, 2010, 08:51:01 AM »
What makes you think I just don't like him and am finding all sorts of reasons to justify myself  whistle:
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Re: Why have your collar up
« Reply #3 on: January 28, 2010, 09:13:31 AM »
I wear black short sleeve polo shirts. In fact all my shirts are short sleeved. Wear the collar up on my work jacket too

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Re: Why have your collar up
« Reply #4 on: January 28, 2010, 09:14:28 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on January 28, 2010, 08:51:01 AM
What makes you think I just don't like him and am finding all sorts of reasons to justify myself  whistle:
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Why have your collar up
« Reply #5 on: January 28, 2010, 09:21:46 AM »
Quote from: Pirate on January 28, 2010, 09:13:31 AM
I wear black short sleeve polo shirts. In fact all my shirts are short sleeved. Wear the collar up on my work jacket too



But then I presume you are out in the cold and not sat in  an office all day  rubschin:

and I don't dislike you  ;)
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Re: Why have your collar up
« Reply #6 on: January 28, 2010, 09:23:08 AM »
Quote from: Pirate on January 28, 2010, 09:13:31 AM
I wear black short sleeve polo shirts. In fact all my shirts are short sleeved. Wear the collar up on my work jacket too



How big are your man boobs though?
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Re: Why have your collar up
« Reply #7 on: January 28, 2010, 09:31:15 AM »
Quote from: Pirate on January 28, 2010, 09:13:31 AM
I wear black short sleeve polo shirts. In fact all my shirts are short sleeved. Wear the collar up on my work jacket too



Similar to me that Pirate. Have to wear fleecy stuff on top though as I werk outside generally speaking.

Some great male COCK strolled past Growler Towers on Monday evening whilst I was outside wrapped up in me fury stuff having a fag. cloud9:
Temperature hovering around +1, and he strolls past with his dog wearing just a short sleeved shirt.
Well 'ard obviously, ::)  but well soft in the 'ed. Tosser.
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Re: Why have your collar up
« Reply #8 on: January 28, 2010, 09:38:26 AM »
Quote from: GROWLER on January 28, 2010, 09:31:15 AM
Quote from: Pirate on January 28, 2010, 09:13:31 AM
I wear black short sleeve polo shirts. In fact all my shirts are short sleeved. Wear the collar up on my work jacket too



Similar to me that Pirate. Have to wear fleecy stuff on top though as I werk outside generally speaking.

Some great male COCK strolled past Growler Towers on Monday evening whilst I was outside wrapped up in me fury stuff having a fag. cloud9:
Temperature hovering around +1, and he strolls past with his dog wearing just a short sleeved shirt.
Well 'ard obviously, ::)  but well soft in the 'ed. Tosser.

What was he wearing...?  rubschin:
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Re: Why have your collar up
« Reply #9 on: January 28, 2010, 09:57:29 AM »
Quote from: Barman on January 28, 2010, 09:38:26 AM
Quote from: GROWLER on January 28, 2010, 09:31:15 AM
Quote from: Pirate on January 28, 2010, 09:13:31 AM
I wear black short sleeve polo shirts. In fact all my shirts are short sleeved. Wear the collar up on my work jacket too



Similar to me that Pirate. Have to wear fleecy stuff on top though as I werk outside generally speaking.

Some great male COCK strolled past Growler Towers on Monday evening whilst I was outside wrapped up in me fury stuff having a fag. cloud9:
Temperature hovering around +1, and he strolls past with his dog wearing just a short sleeved shirt.
Well 'ard obviously, ::)  but well soft in the 'ed. Tosser.

What was he wearing...?  rubschin:

You deaf or in need of specsavers you dozy old duffer?

just a short sleeved shirt

 ::)
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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: Why have your collar up
« Reply #10 on: January 28, 2010, 09:59:55 AM »
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Re: Why have your collar up
« Reply #11 on: January 28, 2010, 10:13:32 AM »
Quote from: GROWLER on January 28, 2010, 09:57:29 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 28, 2010, 09:38:26 AM
Quote from: GROWLER on January 28, 2010, 09:31:15 AM
Quote from: Pirate on January 28, 2010, 09:13:31 AM
I wear black short sleeve polo shirts. In fact all my shirts are short sleeved. Wear the collar up on my work jacket too



Similar to me that Pirate. Have to wear fleecy stuff on top though as I werk outside generally speaking.

Some great male COCK strolled past Growler Towers on Monday evening whilst I was outside wrapped up in me fury stuff having a fag. cloud9:
Temperature hovering around +1, and he strolls past with his dog wearing just a short sleeved shirt.
Well 'ard obviously, ::)  but well soft in the 'ed. Tosser.

What was he wearing...?  rubschin:

You deaf or in need of specsavers you dozy old duffer?

just a short sleeved shirt

 ::)

Oh, I thought that was the dog like...  whistle:
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Re: Why have your collar up
« Reply #12 on: January 28, 2010, 10:17:05 AM »
Quote from: Barman on January 28, 2010, 10:13:32 AM
Quote from: GROWLER on January 28, 2010, 09:57:29 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 28, 2010, 09:38:26 AM
Quote from: GROWLER on January 28, 2010, 09:31:15 AM
Quote from: Pirate on January 28, 2010, 09:13:31 AM
I wear black short sleeve polo shirts. In fact all my shirts are short sleeved. Wear the collar up on my work jacket too



Similar to me that Pirate. Have to wear fleecy stuff on top though as I werk outside generally speaking.

Some great male COCK strolled past Growler Towers on Monday evening whilst I was outside wrapped up in me fury stuff having a fag. cloud9:
Temperature hovering around +1, and he strolls past with his dog wearing just a short sleeved shirt.
Well 'ard obviously, ::)  but well soft in the 'ed. Tosser.

What was he wearing...?  rubschin:

You deaf or in need of specsavers you dozy old duffer?

just a short sleeved shirt

 ::)

Oh, I thought that was the dog like...  whistle:

You're just being silly now aren't you?

Bad grammar on my behalf, ok?  redface:
I don't think I do that bad for someone with as good as no academic qualificatrions, do you?  Shrugs:
8 CSE's and 1 GCE...if you know what I'm talkin' about like. ::)
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Re: Why have your collar up
« Reply #13 on: January 28, 2010, 10:40:20 AM »
Collar up went out about 40 years ago ~ I suspect Elvis P was to blame for the fashion and it died when he stopped wearing his shirt collars turned up in his films.


Anyone who turns his shirt collar up nowadays is either a tosser or Harry Hill ~ Come to think of it that's the same thing really.
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Re: Why have your collar up
« Reply #14 on: January 28, 2010, 11:05:36 AM »
Today we have a pale pink polo shirt on ...collars turned up. He looks like a friggin carnation  ::)
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