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Puzzling remarks you worry about for a long time
« on: January 28, 2010, 06:51:25 PM »
I was interviewing a woman in Aberdeen this afternoon about this project wot I am werking on.

SHe said "I am not sure I can help you. I have only recently come from industry."

I asked, "What industry?"

"I was a midwife"  eeek:

I find this strangely troubling  rubschin:
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Re: Puzzling remarks you worry about for a long time
« Reply #1 on: January 28, 2010, 07:31:11 PM »
 rubschin:

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Re: Puzzling remarks you worry about for a long time
« Reply #2 on: January 28, 2010, 07:35:54 PM »
Just wot I thought  eeek:

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Re: Puzzling remarks you worry about for a long time
« Reply #3 on: January 28, 2010, 07:37:38 PM »
or Stepford Midwives  rubschin:
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Re: Puzzling remarks you worry about for a long time
« Reply #4 on: January 28, 2010, 09:15:13 PM »
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Re: Puzzling remarks you worry about for a long time
« Reply #5 on: January 29, 2010, 12:29:46 PM »
Another.

One day in the 1970s I walked past a young couple (we were going in opposite directions). He was saying to her, "Well, if you enjoy it so much, why do you feel guilty about it?"

I still wonder about that too  rubschin:
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Re: Puzzling remarks you worry about for a long time
« Reply #6 on: January 29, 2010, 01:25:14 PM »
Prolly best time to stop worrying is now. Even if it were explained to you you would not understand. noooo:
















I don't suppose I would either and I don't know how to make this small which is even worserer IMHO!
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Re: Puzzling remarks you worry about for a long time
« Reply #7 on: January 29, 2010, 01:36:40 PM »
Quote from: Nick on January 29, 2010, 12:29:46 PM
Another.

One day in the 1970s I walked past a young couple (we were going in opposite directions). He was saying to her, "Well, if you enjoy it so much, why do you feel guilty about it?"

I still wonder about that too  rubschin:

I can put you out of your misery - sadly things never really worked out for Mr. and Mrs. Shipman...   noooo:
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Re: Puzzling remarks you worry about for a long time
« Reply #8 on: January 29, 2010, 01:38:10 PM »
Quote from: Barman on January 29, 2010, 01:36:40 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 29, 2010, 12:29:46 PM
Another.

One day in the 1970s I walked past a young couple (we were going in opposite directions). He was saying to her, "Well, if you enjoy it so much, why do you feel guilty about it?"

I still wonder about that too  rubschin:

I can put you out of your misery - sadly things never really worked out for Mr. and Mrs. Shipman...   noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: Puzzling remarks you worry about for a long time
« Reply #9 on: January 29, 2010, 02:04:53 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on January 29, 2010, 01:25:14 PM
Prolly best time to stop worrying is now. Even if it were explained to you you would not understand. noooo:
















I don't suppose I would either and I don't know how to make this small which is even worserer IMHO!

Look for the A sign with arrows up and down on the toolbar. left click, change the font size and write your text between the two brackets. Simples
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Re: Puzzling remarks you worry about for a long time
« Reply #10 on: January 29, 2010, 02:06:57 PM »
Quote from: Nick on January 29, 2010, 12:29:46 PM
Another.

One day in the 1970s I walked past a young couple (we were going in opposite directions). He was saying to her, "Well, if you enjoy it so much, why do you feel guilty about it?"

I still wonder about that too  rubschin:

It's chocolate you muppet  whistle:
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Re: Puzzling remarks you worry about for a long time
« Reply #11 on: January 29, 2010, 03:02:29 PM »
Really? I always assumed it was oral sex for some reason. Maybe if a Flake or Mars Bar was involved we could reach an understanding
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Re: Puzzling remarks you worry about for a long time
« Reply #12 on: January 29, 2010, 03:32:07 PM »
Quote from: Pirate on January 29, 2010, 02:04:53 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on January 29, 2010, 01:25:14 PM
Prolly best time to stop worrying is now. Even if it were explained to you you would not understand. noooo:
















I don't suppose I would either and I don't know how to make this small which is even worserer IMHO!

Look for the A sign with arrows up and down on the toolbar. left click, change the font size and write your text between the two brackets. Simples

Does that work? Ooo yes I see it does thank you Pirate now I just have to remember it. confused:
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Re: Puzzling remarks you worry about for a long time
« Reply #13 on: February 04, 2010, 10:39:33 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on January 28, 2010, 07:37:38 PM
or Stepford Midwives  rubschin:

Midwife Cuckoos?  whistle:
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