Author Topic: End of Jan tax deadline (Read 495 times)

Nick · « **on:** January 29, 2010, 12:38:06 PM »

I have a wonderful accountant

I just e mailed her to ask what I owed Mr Taxman

Well

Taking into account my costs on Houses 1 and 2, and taking into account all my travel expenses

and all the heating and leccy and stuff, and other stuff

I owe Mr Taxman

NUFFINK

Snoopy · « **Reply #1 on:** January 29, 2010, 01:00:27 PM »

Wot does the taxman owe you?

AND

How much is your accountant going to charge you for this?

Nick · « **Reply #2 on:** January 29, 2010, 01:05:46 PM »

She charges ?330

Barman · « **Reply #3 on:** January 29, 2010, 01:37:22 PM »

She charges ?330 per hour or part thereof

Darwins Selection · « **Reply #4 on:** January 29, 2010, 01:39:18 PM »

A proper slippery accountant will get you a rebate of at least twice his fee.

Pastis · « **Reply #5 on:** January 29, 2010, 02:02:54 PM »

I sent the cheque off yesterday; I feel like I've lost several pints of blood

Nick · « **Reply #6 on:** January 29, 2010, 03:03:33 PM »

A proper slippery accountant will get you a rebate of at least twice his fee.

She is an Asian Laydeeeeeeee

Very cunning

Uncle Mort · « **Reply #7 on:** January 29, 2010, 03:13:59 PM »

PAYE here

Barman · « **Reply #8 on:** January 29, 2010, 03:26:39 PM »

I haven't paid them anything for seven years...

Nick · « **Reply #9 on:** January 29, 2010, 03:30:16 PM »

I shall call Crimestoppers

Barman · « **Reply #10 on:** January 29, 2010, 03:31:02 PM »

I shall call Crimestoppers

You don't know where I live tho....

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