A conundrum

[Barman]

Oh, Nooooooooooooooooooo 

But she knows about the cash now... 

[Nick]

Nope

[Barman]

Nope

But if she reads the forum...? 

Perhaps a new login - Snowprincess perhaps...? 

[Nick]

 

[Barman]

 

[Darwins Selection]

What did George Best say? "I spent millions on booze, fast cars and women. The rest I wasted"

Now is a perfect time to invest in Turnip Futures.

[Pastis]

I was once paid twice for one job (a similar amount of dosh, too). The first payment came from the client who instructed in the first place; the second payment came (eventually) from a company who nicked the idea, infringed copyright, lied through their teeth and finally when confronted with the evidence coughed up.

Not quite the same conundrum as yours but I'd done nothing for the second payment... other than argue. I say buy a safe investment for a rainy day 

[Darwins Selection]

I was once paid twice for one job (a similar amount of dosh, too). The first payment came from the client who instructed in the first place; the second payment came (eventually) from a company who nicked the idea, infringed copyright, lied through their teeth and finally when confronted with the evidence coughed up.

Not quite the same conundrum as yours but I'd done nothing for the second payment... other than argue. I say buy a safe investment for a rainy day 

 

[Pastis]

Good ole turnip futures 

Alternatively...

[Miss Demeanour]

I need some new shoes 

[Pastis]

I need some new shoes 

We've had a conversation about shoes before.... are you sure? 

[Miss Demeanour]

Oh yes - I forgot 

Perhaps need is not the right word then 

[GROWLER]

And what exactly is the conundrum  

Probably not knowing just how he's actually going to manage waving his now ENORMOUSLY heavy 'willy'.

He could now go out and buy another...mmmm 5 more rancid flea riden RUGS p'raps?

Meanwhile, back in the REAL world, I've just had my final demand for the Corporation tax.