The Lord the shepherd

[The Moan Ranger]

Welcome Toffee.

Mine's one of these

[Miss Demeanour]

Ok is that enough Niceties .... for why are you called Toffee ( nosey bint mode has been activated  )

[toffee]

CARLSBERG !!! Do you think I'm made of money?? Sterling pension,mate, what can I do? Miss D. -always happy to oblige a lady-is that with Tonic or Diet Sprite?
B.

[Barman]

CARLSBERG !!! Do you think I'm made of money?? Sterling pension,mate, what can I do? Miss D. -always happy to oblige a lady-is that with Tonic or Diet Sprite?
B.

She drinks it neat... from the bottle mostly... 

[Miss Demeanour]

Why thank you kindly Mr Toffee - it's been ages since anybody's been nice to me here 

Can I have it with lemonade and a twist of lime please 

[toffee]

Ok is that enough Niceties .... for why are you called Toffee ( nosey bint mode has been activated  )

"Toffee" (and I may regret saying this) is an Everton supporter -all the "grumpy" names were already taken & I lack imagination!!
B.

[Miss Demeanour]

Thank you for the explanation

I was hoping there was another fellow sweet toothed VP'er in the making 

[toffee]

Why thank you kindly Mr Toffee - it's been ages since anybody's been nice to me here 

Can I have it with lemonade and a twist of lime please 

OMG !! I think I'm talking to the O/H on-line !  ( And I do sweety,sometimes  )
B.

[The Moan Ranger]

Ok is that enough Niceties .... for why are you called Toffee ( nosey bint mode has been activated  )

"Toffee" (and I may regret saying this) is an Everton supporter -all the "grumpy" names were already taken & I lack imagination!!
B.

I'm sure you've seen it, but just in case.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPrUjSrwvkc

[toffee]

M.R. -Thank you for that, been a while since I have seen it. Born in'47 & vaccinated with Blue blood immediateley, in '52 remember being on my Dad's shoulders in Gladwys St. & the rest is history. (i will get told off now by some-one for being OT-Sorry). Newbie, and that like.
B.

[Barman]

M.R. -Thank you for that, been a while since I have seen it. Born in'47 & vaccinated with Blue blood immediateley, in '52 remember being on my Dad's shoulders in Gladwys St. & the rest is history. (i will get told off now by some-one for being OT-Sorry). Newbie, and that like.
B.

 

This place is called The Off Topic!

We can't stay on-topic for a second... 

And generally hit the gutter by page 2... 

[toffee]

Thank you, Sir, for your patience and in the next few months, when I polish my I.T. skills, I will get an avatart thingy.
B.

[Barman]

Thank you, Sir, for your patience and in the next few months, when I polish my I.T. skills, I will get an avatart thingy.
B.

Here, have a temporary one so we know who you are...

[Darwins Selection]

Hello young Toffee, nice to meet you.

Mine is a pint of Talisker. 

[toffee]

Hello young Toffee, nice to meet you.

Mine is a pint of Talisker. 

Hope you're patient -that may take a little time. Will that be with Dry Ginger?/