The Lord the shepherd

[Nick]

And a turnip with a little umbrella in it 

[Darwins Selection]

Hello young Toffee, nice to meet you.

Mine is a pint of Talisker. 

Hope you're patient -that may take a little time. Will that be with Dry Ginger?/

No, just as it is thank you.

Mr Nick can have my turnip and umbrella in his Creme de Menthe 

[Just One More]

Afternoon Toffee, just back from walking the dog, I'll have a pint of whatever winter warmer Barman has on this week please. I'll be warming myself by the fire

[Miss Demeanour]

That'll be the two barred one drying out the damp from the leaking roof will it 

[Nick]

Afternoon Toffee, just back from walking the dog, I'll have a pint of whatever winter warmer Barman has on this week please. I'll be warming myself by the fire, while the dog stinks the place out and humps everyone's leg

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[Pirate]

Hi Toffee...I'll have a guinness. I'm the one that sits quietly in the corner listening to eveyone else

[Miss Demeanour]

Aye right 

[Pastis]

Hello toffee and welcome!

A large one and some iced water to go with, ta 

[Snoopy]

[Darwins Selection]

As you would say. 

[Grumpmeister]

Hi Toffee...I'll have a guinness. I'm the one that sits quietly in the corner listening to eveyone else

  You'll be saying BM has a full head of hair next. 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Welcome  to the nut house Toffee mine is a large glass bottle of Pinot Grigio.

[Pastis]

Welcome  to the nut house Toffee mine is a large glass bottle of Pinot Grigio.

Go for the 3L wine box and have done with it 

[Grumpmeister]

Welcome  to the nut house Toffee mine is a large glass bottle cask of Pinot Grigio.

 

[Miss Demeanour]

Poor Miss C - you guys certainly know how to give a girl a reputation